How kuronga vamwene wokuzvarwa dzinokukwazisai? Funny makorokoto baba

Relationships pakati vanhu vanowanzotorwa novimba sei nokungwarira vanofanira nomumwe. Uye revane chiratidzo vari pazororo kwaziso, yakanyatsofungwa zvipo. Kukosha nguva izvi zviri pamusoro nehama rechipiri hafu. Ndicho chikonzero uchifanira kugara kunyatsogadzirira mukanyiwa makorokoto nezuva rekuberekwa kwake. Hapana pezvisingakoshi! Uye pamasikiro tsika pachayo inofanira kuva pamusoro.

Kukudza mukanyiwa kuburikidza nhau

Very bata baba-wokuzvarwa kwaziso zvakaitwa kuburikidza redhiyo yomunharaunda kana pepanhau shambadzo. Hazvina zviripo kuzvifadza zvikuru isingadhuri, uye mufaro addressee, zvichakutorera yakawanda.

Chimbofungidzira: pano pamafundo patafura pakudya vakaungana, vakadurura Champagne kubudikidza girazi, zvichida kunyange wekutanga wakaridza tositi. Zvino mukarahwa anoti, "Musateerera nhepfenyuro yedu? Zvinoratidzika kwandiri kuti nhasi aiti chinhu chinonakidza! "Zvino aingova ruzha vamwene wokuzvarwa dzinokukwazisai!

"Vanodiwa vateereri! Zvino tinoda kuzokorokotedza Averyanov Peter Vasilievich pamwe rokuberekwa kwake! Vagari veguta vanonyatsoziva munhu uyu kunoshamisa, akatendeseka uye mushandi, shamwari yakatendeka, mumwe muvakidzani akanaka, zvinoshamisa mhuri murume - murume, baba, sekuru. Asi nhasi, munhu wose anofanira kuziva kuti hama yedu yakawanda uye akagadza pacharo somunhu inoshamisa-mutemo! mwanakomana wake noushamwari anokorokotedza baba vake kechipiri, uyo ane mubatsiri kwaari, shamwari, naivowo! Anobvunza kuti dai iye upenyu refu, rudo, kubudirira, uye kuzadzika pakavanda zvido! Zvino nhasi mufaro isu tose vanobatana makorokoto ayo uye yakanaka zvido! Dear countryman yedu Petr Vasilyevich! Tinopa imi nziyo dzenyu kufarira Artist Oleg Gazmanov "dzechikwata", iro inonzwika masekonzi mashoma. "

Kunenge kuti iyi haringavi chiratidzo hanya kunoongwa muparanzvongo kupemberera.

Uye kuti nzira apo miedzo rokuberekwa kwaziso chichange kudhindwa mupepanhau, achapiwa vakanzwisisa chokwadi kubudikidza addressee.

pepanhau Home - sanganisira imwe kopi

Munogona kuronga kudhindwa nhamba wake pepanhau. Zvinofanira kuiswa somunhu rokuzvarwa baba prose kana mundima.

Kazhinji, paguta rimwe nerimwe, pane makambani kudhinda zhinji. Vane mukana wekuti mutengo vakagadzirira kudhinda chimwe kopi pepanhau pamwe nemhosva yacho zvinhu. nzvimbo iyi inogona kupa mifananidzo gamba iri chiitiko, ake Biography, nyaya kuti kurondedzera zviitiko zvinonakidza muupenyu, mashoko okutenda kubva shamwari, vaunoshanda navo, vanhu vakabatsira okuberekwa chaizvo.

Uye mune mamwe mabhuku dzimba vanamazvikokota dzakakodzera kuchabatsira kwete chete kusarudza rombo wokuzvarwa kwaziso kubva baba vomurume, asiwo kugadzirira unhu acho, nyora yakanaka uye inobaya mwoyo nyaya, kumanikidza zvose mumapepanhau.

mutambo pepanhau rusvingo

Panewo nyore kusarudza - kuita musha pepanhau rusvingo. Uyewo, munhu wose anoyeuka sei kuzviita kuchikoro? On papepa akanyorwa rakajeka Header, noruoko kana kushandisa aidhinda akadhindwa pamusoro magamba pachiitiko, pasted mifananidzo (nani kwete kutora chepakutanga uye kopi), yakavhomorwa cartoons.

Zvakakosha kuisa mupepanhau rusvingo yakanaka uye chiono wokuzvarwa kwaziso kubva baba vomurume, achiperekedzwa mifananidzo Funky zvipo: a bouquet kubva roach yakaomeswa, keke mu chimiro gitare, bindu rangano kana tende musasa, guru nehomo vodka ari muchimiro kuvhima pfuti.

Diploma "The yakanakisisa muedzo gumi apfuura"

Kana baba mukadzi ane pfungwa zvinosetsa, zvine musoro kuti agadzirire kushamisika okusika kwaari. Unogona kushandisa kudhinda enyambo dhipuroma "yakanakisisa muedzo gumi" kana "The weNobel ari makwikwi" bvunzo gore iroro aidhinda "imwe nzvimbo."

Zvakakwana dzakakodzera pakadai uye chitupa chokuita kana "Identity kunoshamisa muedzo". Vanoumba zvitupa magwaro ari chinosetsa manyorerwo zvitupa uye zvitupa, asi kuitira kuti pakangoerekana kugumbura munhu.

Kana zvakakodzera, unogona kugadzira "magwaro" izvi papera chaiyo makambani kana mahofisi izvo vari kuita mabasa akadai.

Foni kubva inonyatsozivikanwa unhu

Funny rokuzvarwa kwaziso miedzo inogona chandisingafi wamazvirokwazvo zvose mitambo. Unogona kubvunza mumwe weshamwari dzako, ndiani anogona kutevedzera manzwi enyika kana vemifananidzo, kudana pafoni gamba nokuti zuva uye verenga kubva wakagadzirira wenyaya. Mushure ringtone Free yakarira kubva bvunzo dzenhare, zvakanakisisa batidza speakerphone vose vaivapo vaiva nomukana unakirwe pamwe magamba chacho.

Somuenzaniso, pano saka tinogona korokotedza baba vomurume nekushandisa Parody kwenzwi Zhirinovsky.

"Hello. Izvi, sezvo ini kuzvinzwisisa, Petro? In-law, saka kutaura, mwanakomana wake mutemo, Igorka? Lucky nokuti iwe, ndinokuudzai! Kaviri raki. Kekutanga nemwanakomana wake, uye kechipiri nekuti vakandiudza kuti uine rokuzvarwa. Unofanira afunga anokudanai? Zhirinovsky anodana, mitengo! Vamwene akati - Zhirinovsky akaita, sapamazuva shoko. Happy Birthday kuzokorokotedza imi, chinhu zvazvisingarambiki chokwadi. Vamwene akati - Zhirinovsky zvaakaita! Uye pasinei ndamboreva, kudzokororwa mai ... ... pakurwa, chinhu chakadaro. Story, Peter V., kudzidzisa muchikoro aifanira kuva! Zvakanaka, zvino hazvisi. The rokuberekwa vakafunga kubhururuka wose ipapo rwebhuruu navauki Trailers pamwe aizikirimu, asi pachinzvimbo tine zvemashiripiti uyo? Zviri pachena, zvakarurama? Zhirinovsky! Uye kunyange kubhururuka havafaniri. Akati - aita. Unoonaka, muchivanze muchina mutengo? Sarudza chimwe - ndechako! Direct kusvika uye ugare pasi, uye kana mutakuri chichaitika, iwe mupe girazi remvura chiso nokuvhuvha akasimbisa chokwadi kuti uine motokari iyi Zhirinovsky akapa. Uye braver kupfuura iwe kutungamirira, Usatya! Kana kuti - tezvara kuti adzivirire iwe. Zviri mukomana wako zamu ... Sezvo ndaiva muduku ... Pano Ndinofunga shure musoro Liberal Democratic Party anunure, uye imi makanga nemutevedzeri wake kuita. Unofungei, Peter V.? Pafunge, ne-mutemo ichava Mutevedzeri Zhirinovsky! Kana chero zviri ... Zvakanaka, hazvina basa! Iwe enda mberi, enda sarudza motokari pacharo, uye ndakaenda - I akanga akamirira nyaya. Vanhu vanoda kuita zvakanaka. Dnyuhoy zvakare nemi! Uyai, Peter, kuva mufaro! Nepo vose! "

Zvakakosha kuronga kwaziso bvunzo kuti mafaro haana iye chete, asi neniwo vaenzi. Naizvozvo, wose zororo uzere zvinoshamisa uye zvinoshamisa inofadza.