Fun muuto: nyika yedu haagoni kukunda!

Stories chii papera muchiuto chingaitika servicemen - mumwe kufarira yemisoro varume boka, uye anotsvaka pamusoro varaidzo nzvimbo. A uchifara mauto kunobatsira kukunda vose nematambudziko emauto purogiramu.

Ndiani akashanda muchiuto, asi sekasi haasi vachiseka

Jokes pamusoro mauto, kunyanya pamusoro upenzi vamwe mirairo recaps, ndiyo imwe yenzvimbo dzine mukurumbira dzinotaura pamusoro majee. Pane yakawanda zvinhu. On nzvimbo zhinji aisa siyana mapikicha, nyaya pamusoro mafaro zvichiitika muhondo uye mavhidhiyo. Pane zviitiko apo masoja basa reserves anofarira mabasa akadai, akadai rokuchenesa njanji vasati kutora mugove Commission. Nomusoro uye chido chokufadza kudivi vane simba muchiuto anotarira Zvinosiririsa uye anosetsa panguva imwecheteyo.

Mukuru akavaka kambani uye anobvunza mubvunzo:

- Step mberi, vaya vanoenda kuchera matapiri!

Varume Vanoverengeka vakabuda kuhondo. Mupurisa mberi:

- All pachena. Vamwe mbatatisi minda pamusoro ndoenda netsoka!

Warandi - mupfungwa

Fun muuto chokuita savvy, unyanzvi uye vezvokutengeserana tsinga ingaita, ndivo mumwe pfungwa Army zvinosetsa. Most kazhinji vanoratidzwa vari majee vanhu pfungwa vasingabvumi kurasikirwa mukana kuti zvakanaka uye akadzika anokosha kutukana kuti mheni kuva nevakawanda okuti.

Ensign rokuberekwa vakapa zvemagetsi wristwatch. Anoenderera munzira, kumuyemura chipo. Vachipfuura yekare vahosi anobvunza kuti:

- servicemen, ndiudzei rinhiko?

- Tizenhet rakakamurwa matatu namaviri. Uye chii iwe, Ambuya, ita masvomhu.

Chokwadi, mufananidzo Russian nomureza riite. Uyu mufananidzo seboka, izvo rinosanganisa kuti husina kunaka akadai makaro, makaro, upenzi, chido kunyengera. Zvinofungirwa kuti mafaro weuto warandi vakuru sezvo nguva akasikwa kuti ukurudzire chido kwete kutevera zviito zvevanhu ava.

Usakanganwa kuti chinzvimbo warandi mukuru mumwe mukuru muchiuto. Kare, vakanga mureza-vatakuri uye akagadzwa kuti chinzvimbo ichi chimwe chezvishamiso zvikuru uye akasiyanisa pachavo varwi.

Uto The Russian - chikonzero chokudada!

French akachenjera mumiririri chakaunzwa hondo Russian. Akadzokera kumusha uye akapira:

- In Russian ari uchitsanya uye simba zvikuru Matangi ndege! Asi ngozi inokosha iri wakabvunzwa kuvakwa rechiuto nemauto! Kune mhuka chaidzo, asi izvozvo kuti havafaniri kupa kunyange chombo!

Vanhu vanenge vakapfuura muchiuto kana vashandi nguva dzose, anoziva akazvionera zvakaoma sei upenyu muchiuto. Strict kuranga, kuchengeta mutemo, nezvakawanda muviri muite varume ava varwi. Vanogona kuva kudada wehondo Russian. Jokes, nyaya, anecdotes, mapikicha uye mavhidhiyo kuzotaura nokusetsa pamusoro unhu hwakanaka upenyu zvechiuto. Mano edu mauto kutsungirira matambudziko uye nhamo ine kurwa mweya, pasina kurasikirwa nepfungwa zvinosetsa, zvichiita hondo Russian Federation, mumwe kupfuura simba.