Funny mazita evanhu. Very shamisa zita

Chii chinonyanya kukosha munhu zvechadenga mumwe munhu? Ndizvozvo - raiva rake zita wokutanga uye pakupedzisira. Mazita vanhu vakatanga kudana mumwe kubva munguva dzekare, asi mazita akazviratidza nekaupenyu yapfuura. Sei vakaumba? Chii? Ndiani tega navo? Kufarira ndiye mubvunzo ndiani akasika anosetsa zita. Kana avo vane chete ikozvino uye yapfuura vakaridza zvakajairika? On mibvunzo iyi nemimwewo, tinogona kuedza kuwana mhinduro nhasi. Zvinogoneka kuti, pamusoro wenyaya uyu, uye isu kuseka nomwoyo wose!

Nhoroondo panowanikwa surnames muRussia

marudzi akasiyana munyika panguva dzakasiyana, dzakaumbwa huru siyana zviri mumunhu. MuRussia, Somuenzaniso, mazita akatanga kuonekwa ari XII-XIII remakore, asi muna Europe vakatanga kupararira ipapa.

Wokutanga uyo sezvaari chinhu chakadai "unonzi" muRussia Petro I. Izvi zvisati zvaitika, vanhu vaidaidzana nicknames, nicknames. Vakanga ainzi se "okushambadza" uye "nazvische". In mitemo yamambo pachinhu imwe vaverengwe nzvimbo zvakanga zvakabvumiranwa kuti inofanira kunyorwa vose vanhu "nezita baba uye zita remadunhurirwa rokuti," chii zita, nokutora uye patronymic.

Zita rokutanga muRussia vaiva machinda, kwamachinda uye boyars muna XIV-XV emakore. Zvikurukuru, vakanga vakaita zvavo patrimonial pfuma mazita: Kolomna, Zvenigorod, Tver, etc ...

Gare gare (ari XVII-XIX emakore) mazita servicemen uye chiremera simbi dzokutengeserana vagari Russian nyika. mazita avo wakaburukawo kubva mazita nenzvimbo. Asi kwete kubva nhaka yavakanga dzokurasa uye kwenzvimbo, anobva yavakanga etc. vaiva Rostovtsev Muscovites Astrakhantsev Bryantsev, Sezvaungaona, mazita suffixes vatengesi zvichisiyana mazita suffixes machinda ... Maererano naye, ano vagari nemazita zvakafanana kunogona kuona nyore vaibva kunyika yemadzitateguru avo.

Muzana XIX remakore mazita evanhu pedyo nechechi akatanga kuumba muRussia. Vakawanda vavo vave artificially vakasikwa zvakasiyana mashoko wokumwe mavambo. Chinhu chinokosha boka mazita zvakatarwa mazororo echitendero uye machechi pachavo mazita: kubvuma, Christmas, Epiphany nevamwe.

Kana varimi, mhuri dzavo, chokwadi, vakaratidza dzavo mumigwagwa nicknames. Dzimwe nguva vakachinja. Mune mhuri imwe muchizvarwa chimwe aigona kuva mazita akawanda.

vanhuwo zvavo vakawanda Russian vakagamuchira dzavo "chikuru rokuti" bedzi pashure October Revolution, vasati vari Besfamilnov.

surnames ano

Panguva ino, zita anofanira kuva ose ugere Nyika (isingawanzopotswi Kakawanda). Most mazita mhuri Russian rakabva patronymics, asi kwete kuwedzera suffixes -ovich, -ich, -inich uye t. N., uye muchimiro dzinonzi poluotchestva suffixes -zvinoshevedzera, Female. Somuenzaniso mwanakomana Peter - mwanakomana raPetro (kuumbwa unonzi - Petrov), mwanakomana Nikita - Nikitin mwanakomana (anonziwo - Nikitin).

Funny mazita: waani fungidziro bhizimisi?

Asi kusvikira ikozvino, masayendisiti haagoni kuona Mabviro ezwi mazita aya sezvo Danilin uye Danilov, Voronin uye Makunguo (pamwe suffixes -Vanoenda uye Female). Izvi zvinoshandawo mubvunzo mazita anosetsa sei uye naani yagadzirwa. Nei vamwe vanhu kureva zita rangu musoro wako Akarumbidza, apo vamwe kutsauka tsvuku kana vari paruzhinji? Zvechokwadi, mazita anosetsa zvikuru zvinogona dzimwe nguva kukonzera kushaya chivimbo zvavo varidzi, kuti chipingamupinyi chaicho kubudirira. Sezvineiwo, mutemo zvino anobvumira munhu achida kuchinja zita rake kuti zvimwe anoyevedza. Asi zvino imwe inova chikamu pfumbu guru uye anorasikirwa kusiyana kwayo anoshamisa. Zvokuita? Kudzivirira kuti kurarama shamisa zita? Ngatiedzei kunzwisisa.

The dzinonakidza zvikuru Russian unonzi

Vamwe iyi nokuti afare (vavo uye vamwe vanhu) kugovera ratings kuti "Zita kupfuura musoro mu Russia." Varongi kuti migove vakadaro varikubvunza vanhu venyika yedu kutumira nyaya vanhu vakatarisana muupenyu hwako neimwe zita chokutanga muupenyu. Ivo shtudiruet mabhuku pafoni, siyana registries. Vanotora mifananidzo kusetsa mazita vanachiremba pamahwendefa mahofisi, mazita mabhizimisi Executives, Badges nehoro vashandi kuzosimbisa chokwadi chokuvapo kwevanhu vakadaro. Nokuzozviita riwanikwe nevoruzhinji pachishandiswa ano yekufambisa uye kukurukurirana.

Pashure pokudzidza ratings izvi, unogona kupa pachako afare nokuti zuva rose! Ngavati kuti kuseka womumwe zita riri yakanyangara, saka itai chete kukireshi, tichiri kuzviita! Kwete kugumbura mumwe varidzi zita yakadaro, uye kuti zvechokwadi kunyemwerera zvechokwadi pasi nechiso chake. Saka, tinyatsoziva yokukosha vanhu asipo!

The mazita anosetsa: Stories True

An mushandi nekambani nebhengi dzose inoitisa kuti mazita shareholders, izvo akaunganidza mazita vanopfuura zviuru makumi manomwe. Kusarudza kusimbisa kwazvo inonakidza vavo, akashamisika kwazvo, nekuti vakatendeuka kuva zhinji! Sewevhu tadpoles, Popik uye chili, haritombotauri kufungawo! Pakati pavo akawana izvi: Kakashkind, Bilayner, Chmyryuk, Tampak, Intraligator nevamwe vazhinji. Yokuisira mazita aya, nenzira, vakabudirira vanhu - varidzi uye vatungamiriri nemakambani! Uye hazvina kuvatadzisa kurarama inonakidza zita - pamusoro Zvakatosimbisa dzinovabvumira nguva dzose kuva yokunyanya!

Pfuma emabhuku runhare

Imwe kambani-humorists iyi vakasarudza peruse foni Directory Moscow. Uye "Top mamwe mazita!" Avo Pakati miriyoni 2,7 subscribers vakawana vari: Blyabkin, Blyablin, Blyaror, Blyakher, Blyakhman, Blyakher, Bobby, Bobinchik-Rabinovich. Zviya, mhuri idzi muMoscow haasi mumwe, asi akawanda kunyange. Zvikurukuru chaikoshawo Martyshkin, Nedryschev, backdrops, Suhozad, Doe, booze, marara, Hernes, Hereshi, Herenkov. Zvazvinosarira tsitsi mazita subscribers Zyuzya, Schmal, Shnurapet, Zuduyviter, Zababashkin, Sivokobylenko, Glyukin, Paltsapupa, Sivokoz, Durnopeyko uye Narco.

Panewo mubhuku foni mazita varidzi Beads Moscow kwakaita, muhadyana, Didus, Gavva, Ababa, Jam, Gergelaba, Zhuikov, Beaver uye Bobby. No zvishoma kunakidza ndiwo kaviri mazita: Engel-Mengel, Fair-Khoroshko, kuuraya-kufara, Buffalo-Cote, Shura-Bura. Asi zvino zvakare, zvinokurudzirwa kwete rokurwadzisa vaya kuverenga mazita avo pakati izvi! Imi muri dzakasiyana, kudada kwayo! Kuti kubvisa nhema kuti mazita akadai kutadzisa kurarama uye vabudirire, ratinoparidza pakarongwa vanoda "Funny mazita vatambi." Pakati pavo, zvinoitika, ariwo rombo!

Funny mazita vatambi

The Thambi kusetsa mazita pakati vatambi nyore makumi matatu dzawo varidzi. Zvikurukuru ndiro vatorwa vatambi bhora zvikwata. It kuitira zvakaitika kuti mazita avo, izvo zvinogona vanodada kutaura vane munyika, kuridza kwazvo anosetsa muRussia. Munyika yedu havazokwanisi kudzivisa vakadaro kunyemwerera vatambi:

• Steve Mandanda (Vatambi "Olympic" muna Marseille);

• Ukrainian footballers Pavel Rebenok uye Ivan usimbe;

• Cicinho (wokuBrazil mutambi, achirondedzera mutambo mutsinhiri uyo vanonyemwerera kunyange wenhabvu munyika Russia);

• Didier Ya Konan (the midfielder German, kunyange kurasikirwa Yaya Touré kwenhamba tsamba "Ini" iri pasipoti, asi mafeni edu chokuita gamba Arnolda Shvartseneggera muna rimwe mafirimu ake - Conan ari mutorwa)

• Marian Aiva (mudziviriri kubva Slovakia, kazhinji kuita kuti "locomotive" of Moscow);

• Admin (midfielder "Real Madrid" chikwata, riri pamusoro kukwanisa kuuya kunyemwerera mafeni Russian anogona kukwikwidzana Samir Nasri, Stefano Okaka, Georgiy Kakalov);

• Alexander Krivoruchko (Vatambi Belgorod "Ndikwazisirei" murayiro);

• Abdullah Durak (midfielder pamusoro Turkish Football Club "Keyserispor");

• Teemu Pukki (kurwa kubva Finland, iyo kazhinji raireva jokingly hama Joulupukki - kuFinnish Father Christmas);

• Rafał doro (Polish midfielder kirabhu "Doltsan ISS");

• Baba (Anouraya kubva Senegal Papa Babacar Diawara, anotaurwa nyore sezvo Baba vari madenderedzwa dzavo);

• Marius Popa (Vatambi Romanian uyo muchinangwa Russia kamwe chete muna 2008, asi nemhaka sonorous zita kurangarira izvozvo kusvikira ikozvino);

• Adrian Pukanych (midfielder Ukrainian "Illyichevets");

• Abu Ogogo (kare chairidza London "Arsenal", iye zvino nhengo "League Two");

• Frederic Herpoel (aimbova Vatambi yeBelgian kirabhu bhora).

Other anecdotes pakati vatambi

Pakati Basketball vatambi, zvakare, vane mugove varidzi mazita dzinonakidza, akadai Dobroskok Papadopoulos. Hockey mafeni anogona kunyemwerera, kunzwa zvakare mazita neshiri yegungwa vatambi Robin Stalin, Durka, Hercules.

Takurukura kwete vose kusetsa mazita Football vatambi nezvimwe Vamhanyi, pane dzimwe, izvo nyore kuti Munopfuura dzose pamusoro. Asi pane vakawanda vaibvuma kuumbwa kusenza, izvo isu handingaendi.

Mazita mamwe marudzi enyika, akafanira kunyemwerera

Kunyanya kubudirira mukusika kusetsa mazita vokuMoldova uye Romanians. Vane vagari pamwe surnames: Surdul (zvinoreva "matsi"), Berbeka (zvinoreva "gondohwe"), Kokoro (zvinoreva "Crane"), Boshara ( "Pumpkin"), Carabane (zvinoreva "rutsoka"), mos (chete "sekuru") uye vamwe.

Tatars vane Balaban (zvichireva "hofori"), Baknach ( "nomuromo"), Bergenia ( "mhepo") uye mamwe mazita anosetsa.

An dzinonakidza ndechokuti kuSweden kune vanopfuura miriyoni imwe Carlson. Zvakaratidza kuti pane zvakawanda rinowanika anonziwo, zvose Russia Petrov.

Ndezvipi zvimwe mazita anosetsa munyika? Vakawanda vavo. Nei bedzi Cossack! Pakati pavo vane Gryzidub, Zasyadvolk, Pomagaybatko, Karaybeda, Nepeypivo, Pidkuymuha, Nebeybatko, Mordan, Rotan, Lobanov, Drozhiruk, Tripuz, Kosoglyad, Zheltonogov, mapofu, matsi, munyonga, Dumb, Zaika, Bald, kunyarara, rudo, akatendeseka, rinotapira , Dobryden, Nepeivoda, Vernidub nevamwe.

Munguva US, pane mumiririri inishuwarenzi ainzi Chip munkki. Kana isu nokubatanidza okutanga nookupedzisira zita, unowana shoko kuti "chipmunk buzz".

Uyewo ari US anoziva chaiye Assman zita, iro rinoreva "murume hadzi."

In Canada pane mugari wenyika Wacko zita. Tine nayo vachinzi Nutty.

rombo rakanaka kana munyama?

Ndivo anecdotes vari munyika. Vagari dzimwe nyika, zvakananga kuchinja zita ravo kuti ruzha uye kujairika. Saka ivo chete zvinosimbisa wako akasiyana nevamwe uye munhu akazvimiririra. Naizvozvo, vanhu vari zvinoshamisa zita mhuri nhaka kubva kumadzibaba edu, usavanzwira tsitsi navo, iwe kunyange unogona shanje!