Sarudzai chinzvimbo pamusoro zororo mafaro nemashoko anotsanangura

Kana uchida kusiya, asi zvichiri zvakakodzera kuti kumirira kwenguva refu, zvaunogona nomuimbirwo kuti yakanaka wave, rakabudiswa muna chaanofarira pasocial network photos kumahombekombe uye achabatanidza kwachiri pamusoro mamiriro kuzororo. Funny nemashoko anotsanangura unogona kuuya kwako, kana kumutorera chii watopiwa kutanga vanhu vane pfungwa huru zvinosetsa. Cheerful chinzvimbo achakuyeuchidzai kuti zororo racho achiri kuuya, uye kukurudzira vose ndiani kuriverenga uye uve nechokwadi kuti kunzwisisa.

Female kusetsa

The-refu akamirirwa zororo ichiri kure kuti zvinoita kwaari nokusingagumi. Panyaya iyi, aenderane statuses:

• Ndairota mugungwa, uye kuyerera pamatama ake madonhwe ...
• Ndinofunga ndiri nzvimbo kubva kubasa anomira moyo dzose nguva racho rose ringakweva pamusoro wakawanda gungwa.

Kana iwe pazororo nguva ino kupedza, vachiita mabasa epamba, simudza manzwiro Dzinotangazve chinzvimbo "Vacation ratanga." Funny uye anofara siginicha yakafanana pfupi anecdote, akasimbisa kuti mukadzi uyo akanyora navo, akasimba mumweya, uye haana mwoyo:

• Holiday - zviri zvikuru! Ndinoda - paburiro wangu, ndinoda - kubika muto kana kusuka. Uye kana psihanu, umchus kunyika uye ipapo Ndinenge kuchera, vachidyara, kudiridza!
• Akarara, matambudziko ose dzimba. Havagoni ndimirirei, muende ...

Kana zororo raiva kubudirira, pamifananidzo, kuzviratidza, nguva dzose batanidza zvakakodzera chinzvimbo pamusoro yezororo. Funny mikana:

• Ndakaenda kwose vakatumira uye ndiri ikoko ndiri ainzi. The nekuchinja!
• Pano ini kumirira mangwanani, svinudzai meso enyu uye vagamuchire gungwa maonero!
• Zvino ini apo hapana Internet: gungwa Wave Sparks chirimo!

Male sarudzo

Men, kuenda kuzororo, vachitarisira zvakanaka kutandara ari inodziya mugungwa, achikanganwa nezvematambudziko uye zvinovanetsa. Vanoda kuona yakatipoteredza zuva uye akanaka vakadzi, saka vakagadzirira kumedura kubva mwoyo yose yezororo. ukoshi Good pasina hassles uye matambudziko kana zvokukurumidzira nyaya iyo warinozokwidzwa uzorore basa, kuchabatsira kuti tiratidze chinzvimbo pamusoro yezororo. Funny mienzaniso nezveganda rake achiseka nokufungisisa chii anoronga kuita pazororo murume:

• Hazvibviri tariro zvakanakisisa, kana ukaenda pazororo, kuzvigadzirira ari mufurati.
• Kokutanga panguva dzisina handidi tsvaka musikana, uye muuye dzavo.
• Ndakaenda unorizorodza kugungwa. On mumwe murume anofara munyika zvino kupfuura!
• Nokutonga inokosha akakwana zororo: musakanganwa kuti dzindodana ose zuva mudzimai wangu.
• Friends, zororo yangu yakatanga! Kwereta chiropa kuti vaviri kwemavhiki. Sei, ndichadzoka nechido!
• Vacation hope: makwikwi "Miss Bust" pamusoro inopisa, kwandaipinda murume chete!

Status pamusoro zororo pagungwa

Funny nemashoko anotsanangura muna pasocial network kuchaita shamwari uye mhuri kunzwisisa chii munyori zvakanaka mamiriro mweya pazororo, uye akafara chaizvo sei kupedza nguva.

• Chakarurama fucking zororo - haisi zvakawanda zviri pasocial network, uye kana vari munyika folders yakavanzwa zvakavigwa pasi kombiyuta yako!
• Uye iwe uswedere mudumbu kana achitora mapikicha pamhenderekedzo yegungwa?
• Oh, sei zvakaipa gungwa ... mvura inodziya, jecha pose pose ... Kwete kuti hofisi!
• The gungwa! Nokukurumidza tichazosanganazve ... uye ngatizvifadze vamwe!
• Mweya mugungwa, uye muviri vari muhofisi.
• Pedo makemikari anoumba ropa Urume - yomugungwa. Ndiri zvokumhanyamhanya mutsinga pegungwa, o hongu ...

Kukurukura zvakanaka munhu nepfungwa zvinosetsa, zvirokwazvo zvinofadza kupfuura mugwenga "kubhururuka agaric". Kana mangoti munhu anoronga chinzvimbo "Vacation ratanga", kusetsa dzakasiyana akavashandisa, pakarepo vachikonzera chinosetsa mhinduro mameseji kana shanje Zvinoitwa shamwari vanofarira. Saka, vakawanda vanhu vari anonetsa zvikuru pfungwa dzavo kwenguva yakareba, kana kuuya pamwe hilarious pakusarudza chinzvimbo. Nguva dzose kukurudzira munhu kufadza, kukonzera anofadzwa kana kushamiswa.

Zvose zvakanaka zvinobva zvaguma

Kana munhu akanaka kunonakidza uye nguva inomhanya nokukurumidza uye kamwe yasvika nguva kunyora pamusoro mamiriro kuguma kuzororo. Funny nemashoko anotsanangura wakayeriswa kunyange ichi hachisi chiitiko kufara chaizvo, unogona kuwana:

• Uye regai hwindo hofisi haisi Gungwa ngaritinhire, vanogona kuimba yevanhu ndangariro!
• Summer iri pamusoro! Vachavandudza?
• Mushure zororo rakanaka Ndinoda kuzorora.
• Just kana upenyu akatanga kuvandudza se pakarepo "rukuru" - zororo dzakaguma.

Kana nguva yasvika yokuti kuchinja mumwe, zvikuru ano chinzvimbo pamusoro yezororo, mafaro nguva uye nendangariro dzakanaka richangobva pazororo kukonzera zvakare kunyemwerera. Ivo kusimudza mweya yenyu uye kudzorera nechivimbo chokuti upenyu anoshamisa, uye mufaro awanikwe kunyange pfumbu hwezuva nezuva.