Sezvo ndakanga kuoma nechando ari Russian bathhouse

Dzimwe nguva izvi zvinoitika - uye pasina kuseka Handiyeuki, uye kana ndinofunga, pane zvakanga zvose pamusoro, zviri rinotyisa. Izvi zvakaitika kwandiri ichangopfuura, chete mwedzi ago, kana takaenda neshamwari kupemberera Gore Idzva panguva yokurenda. Noruzha boka, sauna, grilli, mumhanzi, vasikana, mafayawekisi: mumusha zororo, isu kumborega munhu. Akazorora azere, asi zvino mbiri o'clock mangwanani, I nokutendeseka handiyeuki chinhu.

Ndakanganwa

Ini akamuka chill pashure pemaawa mashomanana nokushambidza. Washed. Akakoromora musuo - akakiyiwa. Zvakanaka, ndinofunga pamwe ndakaita chinhu otchebuchit, akarikiya sezvinoita zvechisimba. Zvakakosha kuenda: sauna haachandidi, nyorova, uye pamusoro pangu mbatya, urombo mashoko, unokutakwairirai, nyoro dzekirimbirini uye bhachi pamusoro muviri wake rakashama. Ini vakanhonga foni, apo nomwe mangwanani. Tariro kuti kuburikidza munhu simba, asi pane. Ikoko kwakanga, pakuenzanisa razero. Ndakasarudza kanenge zvikwangwani kukanda shamwari kuzodzoka. He richidzungaidzwa. Kunyange richidzungaidzwa nguva. No zvakanaka ikoko. Ndiani ndichavapindura mangwanani, nomwe-akadhakwa? Zvichakadai, izvozvo kwava kutonhora.

Akamirira zvishoma, uye akasarudza nekugogodza pamukova. Akanga pachena yakavharwa kubva panze chiredzo - vakakanda simbi, ichiitirwa kwete kuputswa. Uye musuo waiva mutambo: gobvu, yakasimba, yakagadzirwa larch. Akamukurudzira pafudzi rake kamwe, kaviri, uye iye haana mukati. Kuti Hunofanira. Ndakafamba pamusoro pahwindo, uye vakaora mwoyo, kwete yakazaruka. Hongu, uye kana akasvinudzwa, kupfuura musoro, hazvishandi. Akaputira ruoko bhachi, akaputsa girazi, waishandiswa panze uye akatanga kuchema. Achidanidzira kusvikira shoshoma, uye bhati chaiva chando. Ndizvo zvakanaka sei zvaizova, kuti mumwe munhu akadana kwandiri, kunyange nhamba zvetsaona chakaipa! Asi chishamiso haana kuitika. Ndaivimba panze, paakangova zvaaigona, uye panguva iyoyo chete akaona motokari shamwari dzangu aiva pamunda muruvazhe. Kusiyiwa! Uye ini Vakakangamwa, zvinoita.

Ruponeso nechando kuoma nechando zvombo dhiri

Zvokuita? Phone beeped kuti mhosva apera. Kana serura vagare, ndichaparadzana vakatongerwa. Kana pane mamwe masoja angu uchayeuka kuti iwe vakandikanganwa panguva koteji ari kugeza? Dai zuva kupfuura. Desperate, ndakatanga kuuraya pacharo, kunyange mari yako yefoni bhiri haasi chichivheyeswa manheru, uye kuti mari kubva kadhi zvose akabvisa - kuti havana maturo zvidimbu mapepa ake bhachi muhomwe. Uye kundibatsira vanongova ikozvino muchoto, sezvo mafuta. Uye kana asina kubviswa munhoroondo yose nemari, I ndiinazvo asiya Internet - akanaka bezlimitka akabhadhara - uye akakanda ari paIndaneti bhanga pafoni yako zvishoma. Zvakanaka, kunyange kana mumwe kubva mhuri vandikorokotedza pachiitiko, kunyange kana sotochku chipo pamusoro kadhi rakashandurwa!

Ndakaenda pasocial network ipapo pakarepo munhu shamwari dzako agere nomwe mangwanani rokutanga January. is All. Rombo rakaipa, saka rombo rakaipa! Kanenge pasi uye kufa! All vakarara chete riri papeji iri Internet kushambadza kupenya: "Robot Zaymer" chikwereti kumativi wachi iri pakadhi.

Pano zvazvinoita chinhu! Uye Handimbozivi yeuka: kune zvakarukwa mabasa akadai kuti kunyange pakati pousiku, dzinenge pamupendero wenyika unogona kwereta mari! Mhindu, Chokwadi, asi nokukurumidza kune chero kadhi kana rokubhengi. Nemoyo kunyura, ndakatanga rummage kuburikidza muhomwe yake, kana pasipoti yako vatora. Ndinovonga Mwari akanga aripo, uye ndakatanga pamasikiro chikwereti. Chete kune zvimwe zvinyorwa kubvunza. Zvakazoonekwa ikoko havana kuda chinhu kunze pasipoti. Pamusoro "Zaymera" zvakanga nyore chaizvo, uye ini zvirire kuti kumirira mari kunyange kweawa. Chete neawa uye Ndichange kugadzirisa mujeri kwavo kunonyadzisa ari kugeza.

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Mari akauya pakarepo! Ndinofunga maminitsi mashanu apfuura sezvo SMS akaudza ini kuti mari yatova pamepu. Hareruya! Handina kuramba achirira shamwari dzangu kuti vamuke navo uye kumbira kuti kunditevera. Ndiani seri vhiri, izvozvo anogara? Pakarepo akadanidzira tekisi, akatsanangura sei smog zvinhu. Mutekenyi zvakajeka whinnying kwandiri, uye wakange asingadi anohwihwidzira? I vangafara chaizvo kuseka, kana asina zvakaitika kwandiri. Kazhinji, maminitsi makumi mana gare gare tekisi mutyairi, uchinyemwerera, ndigobudiswa bhati: zvakanaka shamwari dzangu chete kuti zvepabonde mukova akafukidzwa, pane Padlock. Frozen Chokwadi, kwazvo, asi tekisi mutyairi akanga nokunzwisisa, akatendeuka muchoto pamusoro zvizere. Uye ini rezvipfuwo imba yangu. Masikati I "Robot Zaymerom" Zvakamubatsira: pane chinhu pamusoro rubles zana vasara. Hapana, muna pfupi, kunyanya kana uchifunga kuti ndaigona bathhouse uye -oma rufu. Ini vaizokanganwa foni mumba, uye yeuka, sezvo vakadana mhete.

Sergey Pestrukhin,

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