Sei kudzidza majee, kuva nomweya kambani

Kuseka anozivikanwa kurebesa upenyu. Uye munhu anoita izvi, nguva dzose mune tsitsi mune vanhu. Naizvozvo, munhu wose amuses vateereri, zvikurukuru akaita mweya kambani, vanokwezvwa nayo vanhu, vanonakidzwa nzanga munhu uyu. Zvinoitika kuti pfungwa zvinosetsa chokuziva sezvinoita nzeve mimhanzi uye dzimwe dzinongoitika mafungiro. Asi kana mwana ane chipo chakadaro varege kudzidza kuridza piyano, kugamuchira mibayiro kuti kubudirira mune unyanzvi, haazomiri. Asi kana mwana kuti murairidzi pasina zvikuru aikwanisa Chokwadi, aiva munyori, izvozvo handizvo, asi vaviri mimhanzi yaunonyanya kunotamba rotsva. Saizvozvowo, unogona kuva uchifara.

Chokutanga, funga kuti vanhu ngochani? Chokutanga, kujairika. Zvisingatarisirwi monyorora zvinhu, mumwe maonero matsva, pakutanga shoko mutambo. Edza kutarisa zviri kuitika kubva siyana pamakona, sokuti mweni, uyo nendege pasi. Pashure pezvose, chii zvinoita sezvisingakoshi, zvinogona zvikuru varaidza. Zvisinei, kuti sedambe kunokosha varege overdo uye regai nokusaziva kugumbura vanhu vanoda kuseka. Kune vanhu vakanga "chete kuva witty, uye ndichava ndisingarangariri baba." Akadai dzidza kuita majee nokuda kwayo, nekusiyana, zvose anonyara - kwete kuti kuchitsuwa, sezvo banga mukuyi, mutauro.

Chinosekesa, sezvinoita chipunu pamusoro kuzodya, tinofanira panzvimbo chaiyo uye nguva. Hazvina zvakafanira kutaura nokufungidzira kwokuti "munyika yedu zvinhu zvose zvakaipa, nekuti Lenin ari mausoleum hachisi Feng Shui" iri Communist Party muchitokisi, uye munzanga yevanhu zvakakomba kutenda Chinese dzidziso zvakakodzera placement zvinhu. Uye avo uye vamwe havana kunzwisisa majee yenyu. Zvakanaka, zvakanaka - ungati - pano vari mazano sei kuti kwete majee, asi kudzidza kuita majee, kuti "kusununguka" kanenge nyore majee?

Humor, kufanana mumhanzi uye kupenda, ine mitemo yayo. Iwe vaizofunga kuti nguva dzose mutambi vachiseka vanhu vane majee itsva? Ongorora: zvayakaita zvakavanzika pasi ane mazano mashoma, uye unyanzvi izvi, tichaita ongororei. nzira yokutanga - kutamba nemashoko. mutauro Russian rakazara mashoko anoreva zvakasiyana. Panewo kuti mashoko pedyo neimwe vachiridza. How kudzidza kuita majee, vachiridza mashoko? Simbisai vakadaro Disambiguation (mate, kiyi chinhu). Uye kana iwe bvunza, "Makadii?", Unogona kutaura, "Uyu ndiye muchuchisi - zvazvingava, uye ndine -. Nayo kuenda" Unogona vakarova uye zvirevo, uye mashoko. Somuenzaniso, imwe stalemate ati: "Iye akawana mbudzi pamusoro waya, uye vakauraya mbudzi kuvhunduka."

Chimwe chidobi zvakafanana - a kupikiswa nhema, kana chikamu pfungwa yechipiri sezvinopesana nezvinotaurwa wokutanga, asi chaizvoizvo chete kunoratidza izvozvo. Somuenzaniso: "Aiwa, hatina kuziva; kunze mutero mapurisa, uye kuti kufarira haasi pachedu, asi zviri muhomwe dzedu." Pachirehwa akafanana rapfuura amplification nzira, chete mugumo mashoko rinoramba pakutanga: "kurega kusvuta zviri nyore - I vakakanda nguva makumi mashanu." Panewo nzira gudziramukanwa - kupamhidzira nemaune uye venhema musiyapaduku. Sei kudzidza majee uchishandisa unyanzvi ichi? Win-zvisamumirira - kubatanidza vavakidzani: "Akanga saka akadhakwa usiku hwapfuura zvinorwadza kunyange musoro vavakidzani mangwanani", etc. Reductio kuna absurdum zvakare amuses vanhu, uye mienzaniso zvinogona zvikuru SWEDERA kubva muchiuto duramazwi: "Nyarara, ndinokukumbira iwe!" Uye kufanana.

Asi Toti vanoziva nzira zvinosetsa, uye vane chinhu witty kushanda. Asi iwe unogona kugamuchira mamwe vatorwa majee. Edza kuyeuka zvakawanda majee uye kusetsa mashoko, aphorisms uye dzakakurumbira mashoko. Sei kudzidza majee maererano? The chikuru ndechokuti kukuudza anecdote kwakanga kwakakodzera. "Munyu" iri mutambo opus zvimwe chokuita nyaya kukurukurirana. Hazvina zvakafanira kudzokorora chete anecdote kanoverengeka. Uye kana iwe musanetsa nokuseka, regai pakarepo kuudza mumwe nyaya yakafanana, mune tariro kuti iyewo achaita chaiyo kushanda. Uye kuti zvachose haagoni kuita kupomera vateereri kusava pfungwa zvinosetsa.