Zvinhu musi February 23 anosetsa. Kuitisa zororo Zuva Airwira Nyika Yababa

February 23 - zororo, iro rinopembererwa vose zera Mapato vemunyika. Mumahofisi zvose, zvikoro, uye kunyange kindergartens vagadzirire makorokoto kune mamiriro uye ramangwana kutsigira zviri Motherland. Kana ichi tichisunga maatomu akafanana zviri mazororo zvikamu 23 February (anosetsa). Pane nzira dzakawanda kwazvo zvesimba ravo, chinhu chikuru kuti mutambo vechikamu ainyatsoda.

Day Airwira raMwari - wakaitirwa pachikoro

Pakati zhinji mhemberero February 23 inotaura chimwe chezvinhu zvikuru pachikoro. For vasikana nhasi - mukana kuzokorokotedza majaya avo, kamwe zvakare showcase matarenda avo vachiimba, vachitamba panguva mhemberero. The vakomana variko mukana kunzwa nevanozvitsigira chaivo uye kamwe zvakare vanonzwa kuzvikudza nokuda kwavo kuva akasimba pabonde.

Options nokuti chikoro pazororo February 23 kwazvo, asi manyorero inowanzopiwa zvaisanganisira:

- makwikwi;

- nhetembo;

- Song;

- kutamba;

- zvatinoona musi February 23 (anosetsa).

Uyewo vakabata zororo hazvibviri pasina music. On nhasi, yakabereka pepanhau rusvingo, izvo shongedza paiitirwa. Balls, RIBBONS, mapepa, nziyo makore hondo - ose unhu kunakidza akazadzwa mabasa.

Zvisinei, pasina iro zororo hazvimboiti kuti mufaro - zvakasiyana-siyana zvatinoona panyika akakodzera yenyaya.

Mamiriro "Education in Army"

Scene musi February 23 pachikoro anogona kuiswa dingindira kuhondo.

Vatambi: musoja, sajeni, refutenendi, mukuru, yakaputeni mukadzi.

Ensign, achipfuura yemauto musoja anoona, achiita kungosunda kupota. Pamusoro pake ndiye sajeni akati kurovedza. Ensign achiuya kwaari uye anoti:

- Shamwari sajeni, kworudzii kudheerera maitiro? Haufaniri kurangarira kuti akanga achangobva ari musoja? Uyai, Kurumidzai, kurega nhema! Uye mumwe, uye vaviri, uye vatatu ...

Sajeni inotanga kutsanya achapesana kupota, Ensign akamira pamusoro pake akati. Panguva ino yemauto kunouya mukuru, uyo akaona chiitiko ichi.

Captain: Saka! Kurumidzai kupindura zvauri kuita pano!

Ensign, vaitya: Shamwari Captain ...

Asi kuti haabvumiri kuti kupedza: Ndinoziva, ndinoziva imi nasochinyali ini zvino! Eya, kunyarara, kurega nhema kutora! Uye mumwe, uye vaviri, uye vatatu ...

Uye pano anouya mukadzi yakaputeni, anoona varume agure panze mukuru, amire pamusoro pavo.

Vakatsamwa: Saka sei! Haukwanisi kuona imba, mwanakomana nababa refu-kukanganwika anotarira! Zvaizova zvakanaka kuti vawane mari, uye chii Unoita? Unoyeuka here kuti iwe une mhuri, mwana?

Captain: Zvakanaka, Ini ... Zvino musoja akanga arerwa.

Wife nehasha: Ini mean'll kuwana dzidzo yako! Nokukurumidza akatora kusimbisa nhema! Uye zvakare! Uye vaviri! Uye zvitatu!

Captain nyongoroka anoteerera uye anotanga kuita kungosunda kupota.

Funny skits pamusoro wenyaya paIndaneti

Scene vana musi February 23 havafaniri havo kuonekwa chete vasikana. Example shamisa zvesimba pamwe kutora chikamu kwe mukomana mumwe chete ari kukurukurwa pazasi.

On Danho iri mudzidzi mumwe chesekondari patafura. On patafura iri mukabhuku muruoko rwake foni, umo anotaura yose paanoitwa. Muchiitiko chino, munhu mumwe-murume mutambo.

- Hello! Handizivi, ndini akasika vanenge nzvimbo, asi chinhu hapana chakanyorwa nayo ... sei I wedzera pachangu? Uye sei? Uye, zvakanaka, ini wedzera pikicha Tarzan uye kunyora kuti ndine simba, akanaka akadzidziswa.

Anoita vamwe kuchinja pakombiyuta.

- All ndaita. Oh, akauya mumwe. Anoti kuti Paris Hilton, anoda kuzivana. Ndiri munhu, zvakanaka zvino, ndinoda kutaura kuti ndinofarira, zvakare.

Nokukurumidza kupirinda chinhu.

- damn! Anobvunza sei zvikanganiso zvakawanda zvokuti ndine pamusoro Russian. Uye chii Ndine muna Russian, imi munoziva. Pano uye kusangana vokuAmerica ... Oh, mira, mumwe munhu akanyora.

Tarisa chidzitiro uye anopfuurira:

- Girl akanyora. Anoti ndine chinhu ndonda mimwe tsandanyama akanaka. Chii kunakidza, haina kufanana Tarzan. Oh zvakanaka, haadi, musaita. Ndine shoko ... pano uto kwakati, kana anoda kuzivana?

Anoita achitya chiso, achitarisa chidzitiro:

- Oh, zvangu ... Izvi kubva vanopinza kuhofisi, nyora, kuti vari kumirira ini muchirimo. Wow, uye pano ndawana. Handina kumbofunga kuti ini kuwana samanisi iri kufambidzana nzvimbo.

Akagumbuka anosiya pachikuva.

Scene musi February 23 pachikoro

Ilya Muromets pamire pachikuva, akapfeka dzokuzvidzivirira nadzo. Naye panouya Dragon. Uyezve pane nhaurirano:

- Ilya, unoziva kuti isu, vakomana, zvino vachipemberera February 23?

- Iwe, Dragon, regai kufunga. The mbudzana tiri iwe uye ini - munhu. Ndine kudzivirira Yababa.

- Hey, Nitsche, kana ndichashanda kumira newe pano, zvakare pozaschischayu?

- Oh mira, chete kunyarara, haana hanya naye Maturo.

- A Th vakanyarara, apo vavengi? Zvimwe achashevedza pachavo? Pamwe chete, tiri vapenyu kutsungirira navo.

- Uri benzi, Zmeyushka. Vavengi, vanouya kwavo pachavo.

- I kuona ... Uye munoziva, Ilya, I ikozvino chete kudya makabheji, akava miriwo ... Naizvozvo hapana munhu kuenda kumusha, ipapo vari kutamba vasikana ...

- Ndakaroora, handigoni ...

- Chinhu tsitsi ... Oh, tarisa, munhu achimhanya, muvengi zvichida?

- Nah, izvozvo odinnadtsatiklassnitsy vakomana kuchikoro kutiza makorokoto dzavo yezororo.

- Sorry, asi chaizvoizvo akanga agadzirira ... Oh, tarisa uko, vavengi chete, uye coloring ose muhondo!

- Izvi chegumi rwakatambanudzwa mugiredhi kuzokorokotedza.

- Ilya, uye apo vakaita zvose kumhanya, pamwe tichaenda?

- konzati pachikoro dzavo, uye ndine kutakura basa.

- Oh, zvakanaka, zvino iwe mira, mira, uye Ndicha ...

Anotanga chinyararire kudzosa kure, vachitarisira kuti Ilya Muromets asina kuenda vanomutevera.

- Munoona kwandiri, Nyoka, pasina zvinoshamisa. Oh, smska akauya pazororo zita riri ... Chii chatingaita, tinofanirawo kuenda. Zvino ini zvirokwazvo kudzikamisa kuti murege kudya munhu.

Ilya akafadza uye kuvhiringidzika Dragon anoenda pamwe yacho.

Kana uchida chiitiko ichi musi February 23 vakomana yava kunyange funnier kutamba vasikana vakapfeka chienderane masutu.

Funny statement musi February 23 nevakura

Zvinhu musi February 23 (kusetsa) inoshandawo kwete chete nokuda chikoro. Mumwe tsika dzakanaka hafu chikwata kugadzirira makorokoto vaaishanda navo kuti ichi chinoshamisa yezororo. Kuti abate chiitiko napo kubatsira mafaro chiitiko musi February 23 kuti chepamusoro bato.

Huru basa mukurima ichi ndowenyika tenzi, uyo zvakataurwa mune uye kutsinhira roga nhengo.

- Zvino ikozvino kuzokorokotedza vanhu vake kuenda zororo vakadzi, muchiuto vekwedu!

Wokutanga panzvimbo pane Mambokadzi yeminda - the inifanduri. chikuru mukana wayo makumbo refu, izvo kuramba muvengi kutsunga, zvokuti vaifamba anopiwa kukurumidza uye nyore kukunda.

(Infantry koshitomu anogona kutora chero, chero akanga akapfeka Mini siketi neshangu dzakakwirira kwazvo pazvitsitsinho).

- Next panodiwa Marines! It unoshanda zvakafanana zvakanaka panyika uye pamusoro mvura, saka kuti mutengo wayo ndiye wandei chaizvo manpower.

(Hunhu uyu anofanira kuva swimsuit uye dzimwe mvura unhu: flippers, masiki pasi pemvura magirazi).

- Taiva kubva mhepo desantnits mumiririri vapfumi kupesana. Izvi zvitema berets pane kamwe zvakatyisa muvengi, demoralize zvainoda. Madzimai aya akanaka - yedu chombo chakasimba kupfuura pamusoro muvengi.

(On mumiririri kuenda neherikoputa mauto vanofanira yebhuruu beret, rinorema hondo majombo uye vaviri ngirozi bapiro shure kwake pachiso chake -. War pendi chinhu chinodiwa kuti hunhu ichi akaridza Petite blond musikana.).

- Nemhaka zvinotevera vakadzi tinogona kurara soundly, achiziva kuti vakanga arinde miganhu Motherland yedu. Welcome kuti mumiririri mukuru Border Mauto!

(Jasi Very pfupi, rinorema hondo majombo uye chivharo - nzira mumiririri Border Guards, iye anofanira dhonzai chitoyi duku shoma imbwa iri leash.).

- Uye, pakupedzisira, pakupera achimisa yedu - anorema atirari! Ichi dzisina wedu wokupedzisira pamusoro muvengi chinozova mabvi ake panguva Kungoona naye. Meet!

(Zvakaratidza musikana ari pachipfuva chake pamwe akanyorwa ndiro "Sex bhomba". Dressed uye ruvara kuti kungwara, asi chichiwedzera bolder nani).

- Dear varume! Join pedu, ngatiitei pamwe kudzivirira Motherland! Sarudza mauto kuti unoda kushumira uye vasvike dzavo mutauriri nokuda kurekodha.

Kwakadaro skits shamisa musi February 23 vachava shongedza chero mazororo uye achava zvakanakisisa zvipo kuvanhu.

Mini-Chiitiko "Agrippina"

mhemberero yacho manyorero haana kubatanidza nhoroondo refu kuti zvinoda kunzwisisa ezvinhu. A Ndakashamiswa chaizvo wako vamwe achava Mini-skits musi February 23. Zvinosanganisira pfupi kukurukurirana uye regai inoda gadziriro refu.

On Danho pane mauto akawanda donning yunifomu. It vaiendeswa uyo akaedzwa kuti giya nokukurumidza. Mukuru, vanopfuura mutsetse, ona kakomana uyo vakanyura mune greatcoat. Panofanira kuva mubvunzo anotyisa:

- Ko zita renyu?

Musoja kutya chokutaura, vakanyarara. Mukuru mukuru, kunyange zvikuru:

- ndinokukumbirai, sei kudana mai vako!

Musoja kutya:

-Agrippina.

Military mwaka

Zvinhu musi February 23 nokuti vakuru vanofanira kugara anosetsa. Somuenzaniso, majee pamusoro hondo yakafanana vose vaya vasina vakashumira, uye varwi ekare.

Pachikuva ane varwi vashoma. Vari kusangana chikuru, pedyo mukuru. Major rinoreva murwiyo:

-Comrade, mumatsutso wakatosvika, uye miti vachiri manyoro. Saka iwe enda ikoko, munovhiya egirini yellow netayi. Kuita!

Kuzarurwa mashizha. Captain, achitarisa vasingafari zvinotevera:

- Absolutely anopenga ... dzokubatanidza muchisunungura ... Rota, teererai murayiro wangu! Akamhanyira yokuchengetera zvinhu, utore yeyero pendi uye kushanda!

Gadzira pamusoro mapurisa

Zvinhu musi February 23 nokuti vakuru uye kunogona kuva dingindira mapurisa. Pashure pezvose, vanongogara takarinda zororo redu.

Pachikuva, panguva iyo tafura Garisai dzendege uye fungira.

Dzendege: Zvakanaka, zvino tichatora yeminwe (minwe dunks fungira ari pendi). Zvadaro daka navo pano (akapfeka papepa). Zvino pano (yokudhinda kuti maoko), pano (banga) uye pamusoro pano (kiyi). Ndizvo zvakanaka!

Fungira: Saka ndinogona kuva wakasununguka?

Dzendege: Hazvina sezvisingaiti.

Mamiriro "Police mumasango"

Pachikuva, chidzitiro pamwe mufananidzo yomudondo. Next kumapurisa maviri. Sounds inotevera nhaurirano.

- Kunyarara, zvino chii. Chete shiri vari kuimba. Zviya, ndianiko Woodpecker ichi?

- Kwete, Owl!

- Oh, chii usiku zizi. Grouse.

- Hongu, chii Grouse?

- Zvakanaka, uyo zvino?

- Zvakanaka, ndizvo .. Ah, pano! Capercaillie!

It inosiya chidzitiro mushure nhema munhu.

- Oh, ndakakuudzai, Grouse! We anotakura nayo.

Mamiriro "Uye vanhu hysterical"

Zvinhu musi February 23 vakadzi kuti vabatsire kamwe zvakare kuratidza vanhu sei vanokosheswa, achida, uye Chikurukuru, kunzwisisa.

The murume anogara nechigaro, uchiona TV. Kutanga mudzimai.

Husband: I achidisa imwe hembe itsva!

Wife: Sei?

Husband: Asi munoona, sezvo Ndinogara!

Wife: Zvakanaka, hembe ...

Husband: hembe? Ko iwe unodana hembe iyi? Vaughn, Max 34 mudzimai akatenga hembe, ndizvo ndinonzwisisa, hembe! Uye netirauzi itsva, zviya! And I? Handitombozivi kuwana chii!

Wife: Asi, uchi, handigoni ikozvino ...

Husband: Oh, zvakanaka, hongu? Ndaiziva kuti hamuna rudo ini! Zvakanaka, zvakakwana! Ndiri kuenda Pope!

mhedziso

Chokwadi, nhoroondo iri 23 February (kusetsa) nguva dzose kufadza hono hafu vemazera. Uye kuchikoro uye muhofisi saka unogona kupedza zororo, kupa mijenya pamusoro pfungwa. Uye pakupedzisira, tinogona kupa duku Category chirangaridzo kuti zvichengete ichi inofadza manheru.