Funny skits nokuti vokusekondari nezvechikoro

Funny skits nokuti vokusekondari vanogona kugadza nyaya dzakasiyana-siyana uye zvinetso zvevana anhasi. Ichi kuuya bvunzo, chikoro, zvinokuvaraidza uye kusarudza basa ramangwana. Uyewo, navanopinda munda nekuti kufunga - ukama vevaanodzidzisa uye vabereki. Tinopa shamisa skits nezvechikoro nokuda vokusekondari, izvo yakakodzera chero yezororo. Achauyisa siyana uye nechokwadi varaidza vateereri!

"Boxing"

Funny skits nokuti vokusekondari zvingava zvikuru siyana uye kujairika. Somuenzaniso, zvinotevera.

Chidzidzo mabhuku. Vana kuverenga bhuku. Mudzidzisi kudzidza magazini uye vakomana vaviri vawane kufinhikana.

First Student: Iwe Th akatora peni wangu, sezvo conductive vakadzi. (Kuchirwisa)

Mudzidzi wechipiri: A Th vanozvidemba kuti chinhu, Zhadoba. On! (Uchatora Uchatora kubata naye pakora).

Mudzidzi wekutanga: (Iye anodzivisa chibhakera kuti chiso) Zvakanaka, kapets vose vanouya.

Mudzidzi wechipiri: Aya kirdyk, urombo! (Anopa cuff kumuviri. Zvinotanga vakarwa muchimiro chakamira pakunodengenyeka zvine zvibhakera uye isingadhuri yezvifananidzo "Iwe Th?!" "Zvino iwe Che?".)

Pakarepo mudzidzisi dzakakodzera: "Boxing, tsiva, tsiva ..."

In boka kwemasikati uye nguva kunyarara.

"Richikura"

Muri kutsvakirei yokunyora nokudhirowa yepakutanga, kusetsa, nokuti vokusekondari nevabereki vavo? Tinopa inonakidza Muchiitiko, izvo haatarisiri gadziriro zvikuru.

Vakwikwidzi: mutauri, amai, musikana.

Mushamarari: Happy nguva Happy Hour. Mwanasikana akaenda kirasi yokutanga.

Panzvimbo mai uye mwanasikana.

Amai: Docha kana vakanakidzwa kuchikoro, kana yakawanda fives?

Mwanasikana: (Nomufaro) A mudzidzisi, sezvinoita upenyu hwaAbhigairi, neni zvose muri shamwari, ndakawana 3 fives!

Mushamarari: bypasses cheshanu zvakare godok, pano anoenda pyatiklassnitsa.

uye mwanasikana neimwe goho Amai kuchinja.

Amai: Zvakanaka, kasikana, makadii? Zvingani iwe akabvunza zviri chikoro?

Mwanasikana: (kakawanda) Petrov - mbudzi, zvakare ini akaipinza ruka. Nhasi, maziso akamupa. Iwe Kumutungamiriri vamwe chikonzero, inonzi ...

Mushamarari: Uye pano zvakare, nhunzi, uye wechisere-mwana wechikoro - mwana.

Mwanasikana ari pfupi siketi, pamwe nemvere pasi Punk.

Amai: akanaka kasikana, zvakanaka, sezvo ndakanga vakamirira wekambani zvakare?

Mwanasikana: (nehasha) rakasimba rima All, uye zvose nezvinokambaira. Petrov akapisa zvakare, iwe akadana Commission.

Mushamarari: makore gumi apfuura uye ikozvino, zviri mugiredhi chegumi.

Mwanasikana zvakaipa yakaumbwa, kuita mbatya. Amai vari sikavha agere vava ndakasuruvara.

Amai: Hey, anodiwa, makadii? Nhasi kuchikoro vakanga here?

Mwanasikana: Chii chikoro ane mhosva, pamwe Petrov kuti Registrar dzakakwirira nguva ...

"Ndiani ndokutora Ishimaeri?"

Kana uchida chiduku chikoro skits anosetsa kuti vakwegura, unogona kushandisa zvinotevera pfungwa.

Vakwikwidzi: vokusekondari, mudzidzisi, mutungamiriri.

Pachikuva unogona kuisa 2 desks, macheya vadzidzisi.

Mudzidzisi anopinda mukirasi, kwaziwai.

Teacher: Dzokorora homuweki. Saka, Sidorov!

Sidorov: A kodzero dzevanhu ndini, pakupedzisira anogona Nitsche!

Mudzidzisi: Sidorov, ndiudzei ndiani ndokutora Ishimaeri?

Sidorov: Pigweed Ivanovna, I Nitsche kutora shoko rangu harina kuitora Ivanova zvose.

Ivanov: Chii Ishimaeri, handina kumboona niche, haizi ini!

Teacher: (nehasha) Kushivirira yangu Zvose Aneta! Ndinodana kwomutungamiriri.

Anoenda uye kunounza directors.

Teacher: Tine chidzidzo chechitatu hatigoni kuwana ndiani ndokutora Ishimaeri?

Director: Chii 10-B? Kwete, izvi haringapiwi kudzokera!

"Zvishanu akanyatsoperera"

Chimwe shanduro manyorero mune munhevedzano "kusetsa skits nezvechikoro nokuda vokusekondari."

Pamatunhu chikoro bvunzo mu masvomhu. On seri dhesiki anogara Commission, mudzidzisi panzvimbo yake.

Mudzidzisi: Petrov, ndinoona, isa munyengeri pepa riri patafura!

Mboni anopa inoziva chidyiro chavatenzi vayo. Iye anogara pasi, asi mawere.

Teacher: Petrov haadi kanganisa vamwe.

Petrov (rinobuda) Dear Maria Ivanovna, ndine makore gumi kudzidzisa masvomhu yako, asi asi haunzwisisi nifiga. Ndinogona kugara pano kwemazuva mashanu, asi haana kusarudza. Batsira mwana murombo. (Giggles mukirasi)

Mudzidzisi: Petrov, mumwe Kupopota kwakadaro uye ndichanwisawo kutyaira iwe, iwe wasvika resit.

Mboni anogara pasi, otendeuka otarira bepa, kuedza kusarudza zvakare uye akasvetuka.

Petrov: Marya, Marya Ivanovna, munoziva kuti zvino ini pakarepo akangwara uye regai kusarudza!

Kuseka mukirasi, nhengo komiti neniwo kuseka.

Marya: (tsitsi) Dear Bob, kana uchifunga zvakanaka, ipapo uchabudirira. Gara pasi uye regai kanganisa vamwe.

Petrov anogara pasi uye mukati paminiti akasvetuka zvakare: Maria Ivanovna, I nifiga haashandi! (Kuseka mukirasi)

Nhengo Commission anosimuka uye anogara pasi Petrov: Uyai, ngationei, chii chaunacho haashandi!

"Star of dzandaienda"

Funny skits nokuti mukuru, pfupi uye mumhanzi, zvakasiyana-siyana chero konzati.

Vakwikwidzi: vokusekondari, shamwari mbiri.

Sounds Mobile music, asi vadzidzi vari kutamba zvishoma uye achizvininipisa. Iye anofambisa munhu kusetsa mukomana uye anotanga kutamba vachishingairira, kwete achipinda mumhanzi urove: achisvetukasvetuka, parodies, etc. Putsa zvose achitaura kushamisika, nokudzungudza musoro wake uye Achitsaudzira temberi yake .. Pashure pfupi kumbomira, mimhanzi vanenge hworugare.

Yokutanga chikoro musikana (Musikana nzeve, asi ruzha kune vateereri) Wow, zvakanaka, vose rima, munoziva iye?

Second: Hongu, zviri Sidorov edu 10-B.

Chokutanga: Chii naye? Anogara achiita?

Second: Kwete, iwe, iye, isu skromnyaga chete nhasi kokutanga mumakore 10 pamusoro shanu mumutauro Russian vakagamuchira!

"Santa Claus Gift"

Izvo tamba Christmas zvatinoona kuti vokusekondari? Funny kana klassiske, kugadzirisa vadzidzi. Ndicho chimwe uchibuda Idzva Year Mini-unongotaura.

Vakwikwidzi: maviri mudzidzi chesekondari, mukomana uye nevana.

Gara shamwari mbiri - a chesekondari.

First: Count ini Ivanova musi Year New akatenga mbava jasi!

Chechipiri: Unorevei! Akahadzika, kuratidza zvakawanda.

It anoenda shure noruzhinji uye vakadzokera Snow Maiden inoita. A pfupi jasi rejira, mbava pasi.

First: (Anoseka) Hongu, zvose zvakajeka, ipapo iye atenga mbava jasi ...

Yaisanganisira Ivanov muna Santa Claus koshitomu: Zvakanaka, Petrov vanofanira kushanda bhachi.

Vana vaduku kumhanya mune zvokupfeka siyana.

Ivanov anogara: Zvakanaka, Snow Maiden, rwiyo vana.

Petrov: (akazeza) Million, mamiriyoni, mamiriyoni, tsvuku Roses ...

Ivanov: Oh, Snow Maiden, zvakanaka, uri Joker yangu. Zvino zvose rwiyo pamusoro New Year, uye zvipo haachazovipo.

Ivanov: Minor, akabhururuka ari kugeza, uye ndiri pano kwamuri ikozvino ndichavaka imwe kuongorora enhetembo. Chakatanga.

Boy: Santa Claus, asi imi musafunganya, kutyaira zvipo uye dumped. Ndigozoparidza Bate, achaita kuripa.

mukomana Second: Hey, Ivanova mu ndebvu dzake, iro richiri nhetembo. Guys, uyai.

Vana wokubata Santa Claus, Snow Maiden Kudonha, takura bhegi.

Ivanov: (ndebvu uye ngowani ndikapunyuka) Zvakanaka, Petrova! Chimwe 10 matinees uye takasununguka.

School zvatinoona, anosetsa kuti mukuru kana varimunyika chakakomba, zvakafanana zvakanaka zvinogamuchirwa vateereri uye kuti mharidzo imwe mavara, akajeka uye isingakanganwiki.