Unique shamisa mifananidzo mumusasa

A zvakajairika chaizvo dandadzo ari kuvaka mudzidzi chikwata, schoolyards, basa kana zhizha kutandara musasa vari kubatana okusika zvakanangana - kugadzirwa Concerts kana mitambo, makwikwi, nekupinda iyo kunodiwa kuridza anosetsa mifananidzo. In mumusasa vachiri kudiwa kuti mazororo siyana. Kuita pasina pavo, uye panguva yose chaunofarira KVNov.

Zvinhu mumusasa - pfupi miniatures

Chokwadi, vakapiwa ndechokuti huru basa pamisasa uye stroyotryadah haisi vachiridza pachikuva, haumanikidzwi kugadzirira kutaura refu. Pfupi, asi succinct uye chibhende mifananidzo mumusasa kazhinji vanonakidzwa kubudirira kupfuura kunyange zvakanaka kusvitsa, asi refu zvesimba zvechigarire. Sezvo runofarira zvakaisvonaka zvinhu anecdotes inogona kushandiswa kwavari. Somuenzaniso, mifananidzo mumusasa pamusoro vaneshungu kombiyuta vanhu nguva dzose atora "ane rukuru". Hapana chakavanzika vana vakawanda nhasi vari pakawanda kuti Indaneti.

Funny skits kuti musasa pamusoro "nerds kombiyuta"

1. Mukomana zvinosiririsa anotarisa yogati. A muvakidzani patafura anotendeukira kwaari, "Little Johnny, unoregerereiko kudya yogati wako?" - "Munoziva, Svetlana, hazvina akatakura kusvika kumugumo ..." - "Zvakafanana kuti?" - "Unoona rakanyorwa:" 15% ". Saka Ndakamirira, kana inova 100%, uye zvichaita kuti kurishandisa! "-" Saka mafuta, Little Johnny! "-" A mafuta - chii ichocho "?.
2. Little Johnny unofamba madenderedzwa kumativi chimbuzi, priprygivaet kusashivirira. Dzakakodzera Bob. "Little Johnny, madii kuuya mukati?" - "Hongu, ari mikova rakanyorwa:" 404 "zvinoreva kuti haagoni!"

Zvinhu nokuti musasa chirimo

Asi zvikuru kunakidza ndivo miniatures, izvo Zvinoshamisa anorondedzera upenyu vana, zororo pano.

1. Somuenzaniso, unogona kuratidza vakomana vasingade kubuda mumvura apo kushambira mugungwa kana murwizi. Pembe fizruka havana usamhanya pamahombekombe, uye vari kuwedzera vari chiedza mhepo uye svetuka. Kokutanga nhamba iyi inonzi anoenda kucherechedzwa - fizruk anotangazve boka idzva uye vakomana vari vachisasa mafaro zvakare "nguva chechipiri". Asi fizruki ichi akangwara kuitika kuverenga vanoshambira. Found "yemuraudzo". "Chii chatingaita? - kutambudzika fizruk. - Ndezvipi chokuita mamwe vana? Aw, uyai! "Uye iye kutambura chiso chake" drowns "vana mamwe mumvura. Zvechokwadi, chiitiko ichi asina kutamba akabuda mumvura, uye "akundwa matema" vemifananidzo vane pachikuva, kusanganisira tarenda, uchishandisa pantomime.
2. Ndyaringo pamusoro usiku kufamba vakomana pasi Mashoko: "! Ndine kuti pee" rinogonawo kunakidza kushandisa kuyaruka. Pane nezvechisarudzo kutumira gurukota mutoro "kutambura kubva manyoka," mwana kuchipatara kana kuedza kurapa tonic wake, pashure iyo kuyaruka zvechokwadi achava Zvisinei nezvinetso, muna negwara.

kufanorongwa rwiyo

Kazhinji varume muropa remake nziyo nomukurumbira "musasa" nzira yake. Voita rwiyo zvikuru nyore, kuti kufara mariri anyatsooneka vari kuyaruka. Unogona kutora Somuenzaniso, rwiyo: "locomotive wedu, mberi kubhururuka!"

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Gota, tizai nzira,

Pashure pezvose, pamberi Vova!

Ndatsvaira yose nzira Vovka,

Muchaparadza kwemasikati vari miniti,

Ko iye nguva dzose kubudirira

On ichi nzira!

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Vovochki mufananidzo - mumwe rezvizhinji saka ndima anogona kuva "customized" nokuti mienzaniso yakananga akatorwa upenyu rezvizhinji.