Pastafarianstvo - ichi Church ... kubhururuka chikara Pasta. mirairo pastafarianstva

Kudzidzisa New sayenzi bhizimisi uye kunyange dzechitendero kufamba nhasi tichingotarisira kuonekwa, asi zvishoma rikawira pasi chinzvimbo uye pose kukosha. Asi zviri zvakasiyana ane chitendero chitsva, unonzi pastafarianstvo. Izvi Muitiro itsva munyika yomudzimu Kunonziwo sezvo Chechi zvinobhururuka Pasta chikara (LMM). Kutozosvikira munguva ichangopfuura zvakanzi vaidavira chete imwe kapoka, harisati kuwana mamiriro rechitendero nyika.

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Saka pastafarianstvo - chitendero Parody, iro rakaumbwa muna 2005 ne American Bobby Henderson. The kusikwa ezvinhu akadaro sangano mugari amborairwa ndechokuti muna Kansas, mumaonero chikoro zvidzidzo zvaisanganisira chinhu chakadai "Akangwara Design." Uyewo kuziva kuti sezvo akanga verenga panzvimbo "dzidziso yokushanduka-shanduka." On yaro yepamutemo Website Henderson inozivisa kuti anoona nomusiki wedu nyika sezvo imwe chisikwa, zvinosanganisira Pasta, uye zvakafanana pepa rehurukuro kuti senguva meatballs. Zvinoitawo anodana zvose kuisa muzvikoro pastafarianstva Zvechokwadi pamwe zvimwe zvinhu apo kushandisa nharo "reductio kuna absurdum". Pasinei nokuti Parody chitendero, vakawanda pakutanga chinokonzera kusekwa, hazvina kare chepamutemo.

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Pashure zvikoro Kansas akatanga asi kudzidza chete "Akangwara Design" Bobby Henderson pakarepo akanunura kubvuma kwayo rokutanga: "Ehe, Mwari aripo, asi apo zvinoita kuwana uchapupu hwokuti zviri chaizvoizvo nzira tinoswedera chechi yake ? Pachake, ndinofarira kunoonekwa yakasiyana zvachose chimiro, zvinoti, sechisikwa kuti Pasta. " Kubva musi uyu zvose, uye kubvira nyika Matsvene (Bhaibheri, Torah, ivo vedas), iye akasika manul yake, izvo, chokwadi, kwete zvikuru akasiyana pamusoro. Pakati mangwanani adopters vakasvika ichi Church Pasta chikara, vaiva anonzi Pirates. Mumashoko Bobby, yaiva nezvisikwa rudo norugare-vakanga vakaita kuparidza rusununguko rwokutaura, uye Panguva mapepa zvihwitsi kuvana. Hendersen anotiwo kuti zvose izvozvo isinganzwisisiki ezvinhu echitendero kwakasimbiswa mumakore edu, yakabuda nokuda ndechokuti nyika yakanga zvishoma Pirates.

Kunyatsogona chitendero

Sezvo chikazozikamwa, mumakore achangopfuura vose hakuna Musiki uye vanhu zvakasimba kuramba chero chaiyo chitendero, vachizviti agnostics, muna Europe uye America anogona kunyange chirimwa nokuda kwokumhura kwakadaro. Pamwe chitendero ichi ano, anoonekwa uye zvapfuura dzose nguva, uyewo haugoni kuva hwaro yakakwana kwavari kuwana kutenda. Kana pastafarianstva, zvakanga chaiwo chitendero chaizvo kuti kwakaita kuti Mwari ariko vakawanda kubva panhengo "inoti Rogue" kuti murege kuchechi kana kunyengetera. We kufungawo yose yokuti Chechi iri kubhururuka chikara Pasta rinozivikanwa, uye panguva imwe chete riri chisekeso nezvokuti akaparidza kwemazana emakore uye zvemakore, namadzibaba edu. Nokuti, kubva nemaonero wemasvomhu, pastafarianstvo chokwadi, asi zvichiri razero. chitendero ichi anogona kukupa kodzero kushanda muchiuto, saka sezvo asina kuuraya vaya kanenge kamwe hwose kudya Pasta. Uyewo, kutanga kubva chokwadi kuti vaMuslim vari mifananidzo pasipoti ari burqa, vatendi with macaroni croquettes vanogona kutora pikicha iri colander. Muchidimbu, pastafarianstvo - ndiwo mukana potrollit vatendi zvose vanonyanyisa, ndinoiitawo panguva imwecheteyo vawedzere ropafadzo dzavo dzechitendero.

Misimboti chitendero

Sezvataurwa pamusoro apa, pastafarianstvo chitendero inobva canons kuti yakanyorwa muMagwaro Matsvene. In vaigadzirira nevanhu izvi kusimbiswa yakanga yakaiswa chechi yechiKristu, kuti Bhaibheri. Naizvozvo, kuverenga zvose mirairo pastafarianstva uye nenheyo, tinogona kuona Ringanidzo yakajeka, asi hazvibviri varege kuona kuti pachine travesty, kunyange kwazvo-akanyorwa. Eya, funga, chii maererano ino kuvakwa. Pastafarianstvo anotipa inotevera dzakafuridzirwa dzidziso:

• Dzinodzengerera mudenga uye risingaoneki with macaroni chikara akasika zvinhu zvose wedu, uye akatanga nemiti, makomo uye ... "pfupi."
• Vose huripo uchapupu shanduka yedu nyika - inovakwa kupinda kuziva zvose chokugadza Pasta chikara. Vakawanda zvinhu kumativi nesu, zvinoita kuti raiita vakura kupfuura zvavari. Facts uye nesayenzi nekusimba mapatani zvakare chaizvo illusory, sezvo anokwanisa Pasta mwari, achipfuura mhaka, uye apo kuramba kucherechedzwa, zvose zvakachinja. Somugumisiro kwedu kutenda, mafungiro, ruzivo, uye zvimwe nevanhu vari dzichichinja, kunyange tisinganeti cherechedzai.
• Paradise, izvo zvinosanganisira zvose pastafariantsy - imwe fuma, izvo zvinosanganisira rakakura doro kuputika uye fekitari stripper.
• Keyword chitendero - Ramina, izvo zvinofanira hazvo kunyorwa pamwechete guru maviri Armenian. Zvakajeka, ichi ndicho Parody chezvinhu zvaizivikanwa vaKristu vose, vaMuslim uye vaJudha, "Ameni." Kutaura zvazviri, Ramina - a Japanese pakarepo muto, chine Pasta.

Ko Pirates zvose?!

More zvichidzika iyoyowo zvinoreva pastafarianstvo sei anoonekwa uye kwarakabva, tinonzwisisa, asi regai zvakakwana pachena chimwe chinhu - the Pirates, rakanga ambotaurwa. Eya, kujekesa mufananidzo. Maererano Henderson, ivo Pirates aripo kare uye vakapamba nokuwanikwa zvose kwechikepe, mune chokwadi zvisikwa zvaMwari. Vaiva vaparidzi rusununguko rwokutaura, rusununguko rwokunamata uye akabatsira vanoshayiwa uye vana, kuti vazadze nyika zvakanaka. In yakadaro zvakasuruvara uye kunaka chiedza isu navo vakaisawo vafundisi vaiva akadhindwa ake kunyange kuMiddle Ages. Uyezve, kudziya kwepasi, iyo yava chaichengetwa meteorologists zvose pasi redu, uyewo nokuti kuti uwandu Pirates kubva 1800 rave zvikuru ipfupi. Bobby zvakare anorambira kuti kuwedzera kwenhamba Somali Pirates chave chokwadi kuti pakanga akatadza musangano iri kupisa.

Mazororo pastafarian

Kufanana zvitendero zvose zvenyika, makore zvinogona kuva zviuru zvemakore, zvitendero ano vane mazororo avo, mazuva matsvene uye nevamwe akakurumbira musi. Pakati huru mhemberero pastafarianstva zvinotevera:

• Chishanu - anokosha yezororo. In ose Chishanu nevhiki, mutendi wose ari Pasta chikara haafaniri kuita chinhu. Kuitisa mhemberero zuva rino rinokosha asina chokwadi, asi achiri inokurudzirwa zvikuru. Cherechedza Chishanu pakutanga uye ipapo kuti kupemberera ake Pasta Hands izvo nyika yedu yave zvakasikwa.
• Pastha - chinhu kuti rinopembererwa kakawanda musi weChishanu, kuti munoreva, pashure mumwe kudya kudya Pasta. Mushure kudya kwakadaro mutendi wose anofanira kupfeka bhandeji pamusoro ziso rimwe, uye taura sei akafamba munyika chiedza uye waiunganapo ake mambo ari LMM.
• Ramindan - mumwe "Serial" yezororo. Ani anoshanyira Chechi Pasta chikara vanofanira nguva nenguva kudya zvokudya Pasta. Izvi zvinoitwa kuti kukwanisa kuyeuka sei mafaro zvakanga kurarama mumazuva mudzidzi, kana zvinhu zvose anodhura pane "doshirak" isu tisina mari.
• Zvechokwadi pastafariane zvose vapemberere Halloween. Mumatsutso zororo inofanira achinja kuva Pirate koshitomu uye rambai dzinogarwa dzimba dzose, vachipa panze zvihwitsi kuvana.
• Holiday (zororo) pastafariane kutanga kupemberera kuguma December uye inoguma nechepakati-January. Munguva iyi havadi kuita chinhu kunze sei kudya nokunwa uye korokotedza pakaunda zvose "With racho." Ona, kuti kupemberera ichi vachiri ndiye akafuridzirwa kuti pastafarianstva.
• July 12, 2013 chitendero Russian kukasawedzerwa imwe zvinoriumba. Zvakazoonekwa kuti, iwe wafungidzira izvozvo, pastafarianstvo kuti nomusi iwoyo yawana pamutemo chinzvimbo munyika yedu. Kubvira ipapo, uye nhasi vanhu vose Russia vanotenda Pasta chikara anogona yose zuva haashandi uye nokudaro kuti paruzhinji "Pasta yokunamata."

nepfungwa vaKristu

Inobva inofambiswa uye rinotsinhira kuti vanhu vakasiyana vakasiiwa chepamutemo Website Bobbi Hendersena, unogona kusvika mhedziso inotevera. Zviri muropa kuti mutendi wose (kwenguva chikamu) pastafarianstvo hwevanhu - kumhura ichi, kuseka, inova chikonzero kuti vakawanda kutuka uye kusaremekedza Musiki. Pasinei chokwadi kuti chitendero munyika dzakawanda, kusanganisira yedu, zvino kuzivikanwa somunhu mukuru, mashoma dzinokwana vakawanda pamusoro kurutivi zvinobhururuka chikara Pasta. MuEurope America, vanhu vazhinji akamutsa kumukira diki pamusoro yakadaro nyangadzi yokuparadza raMwari pazvose yaichengetwa nevanhu kwezviuru zvemakore. Mushure chitendero Russian iri, vaisanganisa ne pfungwa - pastafarianstvom, - kuchinja muupenyu vatinonamata vagari hazvina kuitika.

Russian chechi pastafarianskaya

July 12, 2013 pamusoro nharaunda nyika yedu yakanga pamutemo Russian pastafarianskaya Church. Mwedzi mishomanana gare gare wakasikwa anenge 27 munharaunda yechitendero, vainamata zvinobhururuka Pasta chikara. Kufanana nezvimwe zvitendero zvose kuRussia, izvo vaiona kuti kazhinji kugamuchirwa, pastafarianstvo ane "bhishopi" ayo. The inception uye nanhasi ndiye Hussam Pasta II, kana kungoti Hu (Amirjan Husainov). Uyewo zvinobatsira iye mazano shamwari vakatendeka, iyo anonzi Mutsvene Colander (rutivi inoitwa vanhu 10). Uyewo, muviri rechitendero ichi inowanzotaurwa nezvayo nyika yedu sezvo Russian pastafarianskaya Church ainzi pastriarhata.

Ndinoshuva hamuna kuzviita ...

Kuti mashoko aya anotaurwa pastafarianstvo mirayiro dzechitendero idzo kuverenga masere. mhando iyi analogue Yekare mirairo zvakabvumirwa pahwaro refu nzira waMosesi. Pakarepo vakafunga kuti Macaroni chikara akataura mashoko aya, zvinosanganisira zvinhu zvakasiyana-siyana zvoupenyu - kubva zvokudya pabonde - mumwe Pirate ainzi Måsøy. Zvinonzi dzinoshinhawo vaifungidzira kuti pakutanga mirayiro iwayo gumi, asi vaviri vakarasika "munzira makomo Salsa." Zvakanaka, funga chii rinomiririra rugwaro chitsvene uye chii chinogona kutidzidzisa.

Sere pastafarianstva Commandments

• Ndinoshuva kuti akanga havana kufanana muparidzi nezvekumwe mutsvene, kana ukaudza vamwe vanhu vanenge Pasta yangu nyasha. Handisi saka narcissistic, nekuti kuratidza zvose pasina chakasara, kuti chaizvoizvo I zviripo uye kuti une kutenda kwandiri, hazvisi zvakakodzera.
• Zviri nane haana kushandisa zita rangu rive kururamiswa kwezvoupfumi kuchembera, uranda, udzvinyiriri uye zvimwe zvinonyangadza. Handisi kutsvaga vakatambudzwa.
• Ndinoshuva hamuna kutonga vanhu maererano nguvo dzavo, pakuonekwa uye netsika yokukurukurirana. Panzira, vbey pachake ari musoro, mukadzi, zvakangofanana somunhu - munhu, munhu kuchifinha - zviri hakunakidzi. Uye yeuka kuti zvakanakisisa vanhu - vaya vanoziva sei kupfeka. Ndakapa kugona ichi vakadzi uye chete varume vashoma vanogona kusiyaniswa kubva naka mushava.
• Ndinoshuva kuti ndisina akarega kuita avo zviito iyo iwe anechitsama chaizvo, kana zvakafanana zvinogona kurondwa kubva mudiwa wako. Vose havabvumirani neni, vanogona kuenda kudondo, asi kana iri yokudadira kwavari, unogona kudzima TV uye kufamba mumigwagwa zvokupanduka.
• Zvingava nani kana hamuna kupinda gakava pamwe misogynous, musaruraganda uye nemamwe masangano svolochnaya usina chawadya. Ndadya - zvino unogona kutumirwa kwadziri.
• Zvingava nani kana iwe hauna kupedza mari yakawanda yokuvaka makereke, mosques, mausoleums uye zvimwe zvakunoreva hurongwa hwangu Pasta rukudzo. Mari iri nani yakawandisa urombo rutapudzo, nekuporesa zvirwere ari murombo, norugare panyika kana pamusoro vaneshungu rudo.
• Ndinoshuva kuti ndisina ruffled zvose zvandakakuudzai kwauri. nditende, hausi vafarire zvose zvakamupoteredza. Rangarirai kamwe kwenguva dzose; Ndaivadzidzisa iwe kunyanya kuda muvakidzani wako.
• Zvingava nani kuita kuna vamwe sezvo uchida kuita kwamuri, kana zviri kuitwa pamusoro yakawanda epetroleum mondo uye latex. Kunze - kana zvechokwadi munhu anoda pachake. Chete nokuda kwangu, usakanganwa kupfeka kondomu, chiri chimedu chemazino! Kana ndaida zvepabonde haana mufaro, ndinoda pajoko neminzwa.

Pastfarianstvo hwezuva nezuva uye upenyu nemagariro

Most zvakajeka uye Chikurukuru, akakodzera dzidziso pastafarianstva kureva bhuku Richarda Dokinza "The Mwari kurasika". mabhuku iyi ine shanduka dingindira zvipenyu, nekuti zvinobhururuka Pasta chikara sezvo rudzi "kushora" kuti zviri chakakwana ukamubvundisa. Muna wepaterevhizheni "South Park" anoshandiswa mashoko kubva chaizvo bhuku rino. Muna katuni "The Simpsons" vanonyanya kutaurwa muna rimwe Zvikamu nokudya Spaghetti romugungwa muchimiro with macaroni, nokudaro kuparidza pastafarianstvo asipo. Photo wake mambo uyewo Pasta pamadziro rimwe akatevedzana "Programmers" magamba. Mune rimwe paIndaneti uchitamba mutambo wacho - Prime World - pane hunhu ainzi Ramina, rinova vaiona kuti bhuku rimwe nomutsa Parody ichi chitendero. Cherechedza zvakare kuti kana iwe kunyatsotarisisa, mufananidzo kubhururuka meatballs Spaghetti anogona kuwanikwa zvikuru kupfuura tingafunga. Kazhinji rinoshandiswa, kunyange pasina kunzwisisa zvazviri, asi dzimwe nguva, LMM, iyo inopenya pamusoro mapepa, zvisiri uye nezvimwe zvinhu, ari okushambadza itsva bato iri rechitendero yakavanzwa.