Pavel Sanaev, "Ndivigei nokuda skirting": pfupiso nyaya

Bhuku "vigai Me Zvinokonzera Baseboard" (pfupiso anoverengeka nyaya nyaya, ona pazasi) akabudiswa munyika bombshell vaverengi. Zviri zvakawanda uye kujairika kuti zvakaoma kutaura manzwiro, anomuka kana kuverenga. Zvisinei, mutauro romunyori ndiko saka catchy kuti Ndakaverenga vaviri mitsetse musasiya bhuku rokupedzisira peji. Uye ipapo ichava nguva refu kuramba iri mumaoko ake, kuedza kufunga zvaiva chii, apo rinoputika manzwiro uye zvakaitika.

pamusoro munyori

Paul Sanaev ( "vigai Me Zvinokonzera Baseboard" - kupfuura akakurumbira nyaya yake) - Russian munyori, munyori wenyaya uye mushanduri, kuti mutambi. Akaberekerwa muna 1969. Iye - achinzi mwanakomana nomukurumbira Director Rolan Bykov.

Iye kuita rokushandura, kusanganisira synchronous pirated mafirimu. Akanga co-munyori vazhinji pamusoro zvisungo ano, kusanganisira "The Game", "neSvondo Last", "kiromita Zero".

nyaya

Nganonyorwa "vigai Me Zvinokonzera Baseboard" Pavel Sanaev, maererano kureurura kwake, yakatsaurirwa kuna mbuya vake, uyo akararama kubva mana kusvika gumi nerimwe makore.

Akadana rudo uye kuchengetedza ambuya vangu "utsinye," "mhanya" "kwaiparadza."

Zviri pakuyeuka rangu mbuya wake muchivadzvinyirira, anorema hunhu uye anopenga ezvinhu weimba apo mukomana akapedza ake muduku, nyaya kuchinzi, "vigai Me Zvinokonzera Baseboard" (mabhuku pfupi kumirira iwe pazasi kugutsikana).

Munyaya, kunoramba Director Sergei Snezhkin akatora eponymous firimu. Firimu hwakonzera inofambiswa ane zvakasiyana hunhu. Paul Sanaev pachake akatsanangura paaitaura vake venhau, zvakawanda zvinobatanidzwa bhuku, izvo zviri mumafirimu kuratidzwa vaiva zvakasiyana chaizvo.

Munyori mwoyo mafirimu, co-vakanyora manyorero akaramba, nharo chokwadi kuti munhu zvakajeka akati zvose, kechipiri kuti kutanga femero uye iye haagoni kuita.

"Vigai Me Pasi Plinth". Pfupiso nyaya. tai

Story kunotanga sumo pfupi, uko narrator sokuti wechipiri-graders-mukomana Sashey Savelevym, anogara naambuya vake nokuti mai vake "kuchinjana chive zvipfupi-bloodsucker." Iye anodana "inorema krestyagoy" pamutsipa naambuya vangu, iyo pakarepo vanogadzirisa muverengi imwe nzira. Izvi zvinonyatsopindirana haasi mashoko mukomana, kamwe zviri pachena nemafungiro mbuya kwaari. Asi kwete vose nyore. Ratinoparidza muchidimbu retelling anoverengeka zvitsauko nyaya.

yokugeza

Mariri, tinodzidza kuti dzakaondoroka mukomana. Granny kwezvinovharidzira musuo rollers kubva kugeza magumbeze otaura hita (reflector), rinopisa mvura kusvika 37,7 inegumi. Anobvuma kuti mukomana kuti kurwara kubva kuchangotanga ubate.

"Vigai Me Zvinokonzera Baseboard" (pfupiso - pamberi penyu, asi haina kupa zvose pfungwa, zvinorondedzerwa mubhuku, zvinokurudzirwa kuverenga zvizere shanduro) - basa akazadzwa muupenyu ambuya vake wake kunyanyisa, zvinorwadza hanya mukomana.

Panguva iyoyo zviri kuramba vanotuka muzukuru wake, vachimutuka "kuorera mazviri", anoda "kuora mujeri". Communication zvinonzi kugara kwedzimwe kutukwa. Zvinokubatsira kwete chete nomukomana rinowira uye sekuru, uye shamwari, uye pano neapo yemabhuku.

mangwanani

Bhuku "vigai Me Zvinokonzera Baseboard" (pfupiso nyaya dzaitaurwa munyaya) rinoumbwa nyaya pfupi.

Sasha anomuka kubva ake chete kuchema. Unomutswa uye anoenda kicheni. Anoona kuti ambuya mumweya.

Falls uye akaputsika porcelain greene, iye inowira mubhedha arukutika, vachiti kuti aizofa ikozvino kubva mumaoko mbuya vangu. Sekuru (mbuya rinonzi "smelly mutana"), uye mukomana anoedza angarinyaradza; nokuti yamakagamuchira itsva batch mangé kutukwa uye kuchema.

Sekuru anomira akanyarara uchapupu naambuya vangu kwehasha. Anoedza haana kutsvinyira uye kwete mhosva kuitira kuti sefungu putika hasha.

Nganonyorwa "vigai Me Zvinokonzera Baseboard" (pfupiso vanofanira kuverenga chete pasina nguva, kuva nechokwadi kuti varumbidze kuona zvizere shanduro chigadzirwa) izere mashoko uye tsanangudzo nemunyori. Mumwe wavo pazasi.

Pashure chikamu ichi chinofanira kuva kururamiswa duku umo munyori anoti kutukwa havasi mbuya vake ingano uye mhamhidzirwa. Ndiye kusvika pamwero kunoderedza navo, kudzivisa "mubatanidzwa" unprintable.

simende

Pedyo imba mukomana akanga achivaka Madi. Aida kuenda ikoko neshamwari. Ikoko, akanzwa akasununguka uye akadzikama naambuya vake. Asi iye Antônio akaramba kuti aende ikoko. Pinda muganhu Madi mukomana aigona chete muchivande, kana iye vachasunungurwa famba muchivanze. Agutsikana kuti mukomana wacho kutya mbuya vairwara katanhatu pazuva, akatora rimwe Homeopathic mushonga. Rimwe zuva akaona naye muchivanze. The Vakomana akanzwa hasha kuchema, vakamhanyira kwaari. Zvisinei, izvi hazvina kuponesa Sasha. Akaona kuti mukomana wacho iratidzike seiri kubuda uye zvakanga anotyisa, "Guilty", pashure yakavatevera mumwe pakutsiurwa pamwe dzokuchema uye kupfeka.

Sezvineiwo Sasha neshamwari wakatiza vakuru vakomana uye vakawira mugomba pamwe esimende. Kutsamwa kutsamwa mbuya kunge vachabata denga, iye akatuka vakashuva muzukurukomana wake "achinyudza zvachose munguva inotevera nguva samende."

Nokuda anopenga tsitsi mbuya uye zita rake-kudanwa muchivanze vahtershi Sasha akadana "savelevskim fuza."

Paul Sanaev ( "Ndivigei nokuda skirting", pfupiso zvatiri kufunga - basa rake dzakakurumbira) rinoratidza zvizhinji kusetsa uye kusuruvara ezvinhu kwakaitika kuti mukomana. The dambudziko kana iye anoedza kuratidza mbuya vake, kuti unoshanda zvakanaka.

chena siringi

Sasha anoti akaenda kuchikoro chaizvo kashoma, mazuva 7-10 pamwedzi. Ambuya akatora basa pamba uye mukirasi kurovedza pana Svetochka yakanaka mudzidzi, nguva dzose vachirumbidza uye vachiisa musikana ari muenzaniso Sasha. With muzukurukomana akanga avimbiswa kuroorwa naye, uye kurasikirwa masimba ake, scratching kunze zvikanganiso mukabhuku nechisvo.

Paaiva mukomana akakanganisa uye akanyora maviri rimwe mabhii shoko. It vakauya mbuya vangu hysterics, iro iye zvino vakadanidzira kuti haana kuziva mukomana, hapana ane muzukuru, ipapo vachidzokorora maturo "chena siringi."

Sarimoni

The nyaya chinotanga rondedzero mufurati. Akanga ari maviri-yokurara. Imwe nzvimbo vaiva sekuru vangu, apo iye akarara Kumbofungatira, asi haana foldout pamubhedha. Pane akanga ari kabati hombe, inonzi sarcophagus.

Mukicheni maiva sefiriji vaviri, mumwe zvokudya, uye mune mamwe - uye zvomumagaba caviar pamusoro vanachiremba, izvo kuramba akadzinga ambuya vake.

Muchitsauko chino sekuru vake achitaura neshamwari Vadim muverengi anodzidza mbuya chirwere ane chepfungwa.

zvetsika nemagariro Park

Sasha kare aida vatasve Vatasvi mupaki. Rimwe zuva, pashure kushanyira imwe homeopath, iye akakwanisa achizvuzvurudza mbuya vake. Asi iye haana kubvumira mukomana kuchovha mumwe Vatasvi, asi chete vakatenga aizikirimu, iyo akavimbisa kupa pamba. On munzira kumba munhu vaitire ikanyauka. Kubva yakaramba dziva rimwe chete, izvo zvakanaka vakanyura magwaro, mari uye inoongorora.

Zheleznovodsk

Sekuru Senya akatora achienda Zheleznovodsk. Mbuya uye Sasha akaenda ikoko nechitima.

Mukomana anopenga sezvinoita chimbuzi muchitima, kunyanya chinopenya chomumba chitiviri. Kana mbuya kwakabuda mupanda, Sasha akamhanyira chimbudzi, akazarura musuo pamwe emaoko ake, nokuti pane "utachiona". Asi aisagona kubuda pasina chiitiko shure uye adonha pamberi naambuya vangu pasi ari kutonga pakati "utachiona, manyoka uye anonzi Staphylococcus."

Ndakapedza nyaya

Munyaya iyi, zita mukomana muverengi vachadzidza kwakatangira ichi chinoshamisa, surreal nyaya madunhurirwa.

munyori wayo - Sasha Saveliev. dzokuchema kutya mbuya uye anoda rufu, mukomana aiva nechokwadi aizofa nokukurumidza. Rufu amuona chinhu zvikuru hakudzivisiki, vanotyisa. Akanga zvikuru kutya kwayo. Uye kamwe ndakafunga pachake zvakanaka nzvimbo yake yokuviga hachisi kumakuva, uye "Zvinokonzera Baseboard" iri amai vake mufurati. Naizvozvo akarara ikoko uye akatarira sezvo amai vangu unoenda, ndakaona naye zuva nezuva.

Kurwisana mai uye naambuya zvishoma Sasha inokura mugumo munyaya. Rimwe zuva amai vangu unouya Sasha. Pamwe chete nomurume wake kurega kuziva mbuya wangu haana kumupa mwanakomana wangu. Sasha ndiye mai vangu, uye mbuya wangu kufa ...

Saka akapedzisa "vigai Me Zvinokonzera Baseboard" sana P. (pfupiso imwe nyaya shoma, ona. Above). Story iri nharo zvikuru uye anodana kuwanda manzwiro. Manyorero uye mutauro chokurondedzera sokuti kunyika nesu munyika vaduku. Asi muduku haisi kufara uye rinotyisa, surreal, vakachera chose pamwe nefoshoro mbuya kutsoropodza uye anopenga, rudo sizzling, iyo pachayo kwakaoma kudana. Story Chokwadi, vanofanira kuverenga seboka, asi haisi bhuku akaita kuti kunakidzwa kapu yetii.