Hamuzivi sei kuvandudza manzwiro ako? Tarisa iwe ...

Dzimwe nguva zvinoitika kuti mafungiro vamwe zvikonzero isingazivikanwi, anongoti Zero. Zvinoita sokuti zvakanaka mumigwagwa muchitonhorera okunze ari chikwama inofadza zenze zvikwereti, firiji azere kufarira zvokudya, wenguvo ichipaza kubva mufashoni mbatya, mudiwa wakakutuma maruva kubva pachitsuwa kuHaiti. Uye mweya katsi muvare. Uye havana chete vadzime, ivowo ngavapururudze nokuseka. Nekuti zvimwe tsanangura ichi bhowa, bhowa kunzwa inokurudzira kufunganya anomuka uye misodzi hazvigoneki. shamwari Kushanya kunetsa, sokuti chero sedambe tsamwisa, shata chikafu, uye nomudiwa vamwe chikonzero panguva yakaita shoma pane dzose. Yakajairwa mufananidzo?

Izvi Hurumende vanachiremba vanodana pamuganhu mwoyo. Kureva, vanhu vachiri zvakakwana, chinongova kwindi, asi zvishoma - uye ake nepfungwa kuwana abate chakakomba zvokurwara, inonzi mwoyo. zvokurwara Izvi zvingaita kuti dzakakomba zvikuru nemigumisiro, chakaipisisa iyo - kuzviuraya. Kuti tidzivise kuora mwoyo, unofanira kukurumidza kugadzirisa mafungiro kuenda kure kumuganhu ngozi.

Asi mubvunzo sei kuvandudza mafungiro izvi? Kunyange kana rudo asingadi kudziyisa? Eya, zvokusarudza zvakawanda. Mumwe inonyatsobudirira - kutarira munhu nayo kupfuura iwe. Hongu, hongu, regai kuseka! Kana vanachiremba bvunza, kuti nokukurumidza kurerutsa mafungiro, kazhinji vanotaura pamusoro vanachiremba kushanda pachiteshi "East" iri South Pole. Fungidzira, avhareji tembiricha kuti mumhepo ikoko - kubvisa 82 Celsius, kubatana pamwe kunze nyika kunoenderana zhizha ekunze, zvokudya, mishonga, uye zvipfeko zvakakumikidzwa nendege. Kwemwedzi mitanhatu vane usiku, hafu zuva, hapana mukana kuenda Datenroku kana kumhanyira shamwari yake pamusoro kushanya, uye maruva kubva kuchitsuwa kuHaiti, hauna kupona. ... Zvakanaka, uye sei kuvandudza navo, huh? Pano, zviri chete nayo. Tichienzanisa vasingafari polar vatsvakurudzi, unongoda rombo! Pfungwa iyi pakarepo sei chinhu chinouya mupfungwa dzako. Uye chimwe chinhu.

Kuedza kunzwisisa sei kuvandudza munhu mwoyo, vanachiremba zano dzimwe nguva kubva kwaari zvose asi zvisina zvatinoda. Sei? Hongu, zvose zviri nyore chaizvo. Rangarirai anecdote pamusoro pokugara? Pokugara murume anofamba pasi mumugwagwa ane hangover, nzara uye akasviba. Waneta upenyu huno, akasarudza kuzviuraya uye kudzingira pachake pasi mavhiri murori. Wakasara kusangana naye wemarori, akamhanya pasi mavhiri ane garo, asi akava kudiridza muchina, izvozvo rakazara pokugara ane hosipaipi uye vakadzinga kure. Zvakachena uye akasimbiswa pokugara murume akagara ari kumisa aome, akaona marara konekwa bhodhoro redoro, mumwe hampurilainen akarumwa uye akaputsika mudzanga. Ini ndikamwa doro, vakadya burger, vakatama kubva Sefa mudzanga, dzakavhenekera izvozvo, inhaled, uye nomufaro mumaoko: "How zvakanaka kurarama munyika ..!" Ndiko zvose, imi munoziva? Nokuti mufaro munhu anofanira kuva vakasvimha, asi anokanganwa nezvazvo, kunyanya kana zviri anenge zvose imomo.

Kana iwe pakarepo vanonetseka sei kuvandudza manzwiro ako, imbofungidzira pachako kwechinguva panzvimbo pokugara, kunzwa mufaro wake kubva chokwadi mvura kuti shambidza tsvina chete kwemwedzi-refu yake mapaipi uye attics, uye chete kunyemwerera! Nekuti kuti ndifare, unofanira vakasvimha. Hwava nyore? Ndizvo zvakanaka. Zvino tora foni, unodana nemusikana wako, chatterbox, uye kumuudza chii iwe anoshamisa jaya! Handikanganwi kuti nhasi, chaizvo gore rimwe, mwedzi mitatu mavhiki maviri kubva musi rokusangana wako, uye akatuma iwe chiuru makiromita ane Vakamupfekedza bouquet maruva zvekumwe. ... Uye kumurega kuva mukomana kwemakore matatu kudanana kamwe boka kwake Cheburechnaya pamusoro wake kuburikidza agere uye kutsenga pafoni neshanje pane mumwe mugumo.

Eya, kunzwa kwazvo, kumbira kuti kufamba, nditeererei sei iye ari kuita zvakaipa, uye kunzwisisa zvauri naye munhu anofara!